Sack him!!!!!! **** me pal thats poor progress

Theyre wanting to rid oilbased alltogether, all new build sites ive worked on has bin waterbased, fine n dandy on mdf and new work but terrible on “real” day to day use, i find leyland have allways bin ahead in the voc game

Prawn cocktail wotsits om a nom a nom

Dulux and crown trade and the bnq gear terrible imo, watery, low opacity and coverage, iv allways used leyland/johnstones and my father also used the same for his painting life, try and get trade gloss as this is designed for trade work and is a joy to use, iv never had a bad batch or any yellowing on my work, bnq paints are all waterd down pish even their “trade” ranges aint the same as others just dont!!!! Lol

Must admit i do like a nibble on them, still a bit rough on me chops though : /

Farriers (horse shoers) make a really good living im sick of paying mine for the wifes horse, u have to have balls n be a bit of a lump like.

Ahhh the bastard child of marmite, nicknacks and crackers, good but worchester sauce ones better, the wife loves em BUT are they a crisp??!!! I think savoury snack my friend.

I gained my tickets when i worked for connaught, as they went into admin i was a (painter/foreman) then some of their contracts were bought by fountains who did motorway tree felling/grass cutting so i got tuped over and became a tree feller, then got a 6month contract with the local council, atm im in a stop gap doing spray booth instalation and commercial gas/air/water pipe fitting, its shite dirty and crap pay. A good job im looking into is working with naughty kids, minimal training, get paid to go mountainbiking,paintballing etc job satisfaction and good money as my failed attempts at being in the old bill wound me up.

Salt n vinegar chipstix!!!!!! Ohhhh ive opend a can of worms with this one, scampi bites in the little yellow bags!!!!

Manual lever splitters are good but think the op needs a quick cheep fix am i right??

I loved my old job as a arborist (tree feller) and cutting grass on ride on mowers, tunes on shorts and sunglasses, awsome but alas it is seasonal so may be back in march!!!

There was a dream job a while back for a caretaker on a desert island nr oz great money family could stay free and u just looked after the island, some jammy student nabbed it, was in the paper im sure.

Atm my brother has a good job, working on the fracking in blackpool looking for shale gas, he drives a tracked bobcat and **** about with huge drills all day.

Screw fix do a log splitter, u place it on and smash it!!!! Hey presto

Me mam used to get me them highlanders from aldi!!! I loved em and the ketchup ones!!! I think monstermunch are ahead by a pip, tried all the tyrells and kettle chips but they hurt my gob 🙁 just had to grab a packet of brannies on the way home.

Just take your time and itl be a masterpiece!!!! I love exterior doors, did one a pale mint color with gold leaf detail tswas nice!!!

They do ham and mustard and lamb n mint brannigans ooooooohhhhhh,

Omg!!!!!! Id kill for a bag of those!!!! Burtons in blackpool??

Id let you off with the crinkle ones as they have the texture of a crisp, so its like a hybrid snack maybe a “criper” half cracker half crisp. Bring back fish n chips tho!!!!! Or puffs!!!!

Mini cheddars are a “baked snack” or “cracker” how very dare you!!!!!!

Bugles arrrrrhhhhhhh i had them on holiday n got addicted think they were steak flavour, they used to do em ere in the form of doritos 3D, crisp overload!!!!!!!

+1 for roysters, u can buy singles round our way, and also ringos!!!!!! Just gone back to shop as i forgot me milk so treated my self to 2 bags of chese n onion!!! As couldent face buying another multibag of quavers!!!

If you can remove your front door and lay flat on some tressels that makes life easier, remove handles, letterbox,knocker etc or mask around them just ensure to remove masking while paint is still wet. Carefully, if allowed to dry could tear the gloss, try some leyland exterior or johnstones (same thing now) use a very good oilbased undercoat and allow the undercoat to dry fully before application of gloss, i like to give the undercoat a light sand with 120grade scratch before i apply my gloss, just gives that bit better finish imo, very light sand mind lol dont take the uc off.

I stayed in cerphilly for a while at the connaught academy, not much to do but i wished id took my bike!!!
Went out in newport lost a tooth and hurt my right hand so bad experiance there lol, theres som stunning parts, knott end, preesall,lytham,ansdell,garstang hambelton, but you have to drive or live there to appriciate it,its unfortunate a lot of undesirables seem to come here to reside, but its all in certain areas thank god, i only left hambelton as my wife worked as a nurse at the local hospital and the commute back at 4am was worrying me as shes not the best on country rds at night so we moved.

No probz allways like to show the better places and theyre usually tucked away, if you like a cider try the draft one with a tree on the pump i cnt quite remember the name of it but its sweet and refreshing, bit too much like fizzy pop think its pear also, but if the wifes driving wehey!!! If u go to the bull ring up and reserve the corner booth nearest the bar, big comfy bench style cubby hole right next to the bar best seats by far!!!!!!

Thats the one, sorry a bit tired at this time, its a lovely place, real food proper home made chips and a good atmosphere, i take the wife regular, its a tshirt jeans sorta place kids welcome, or if you want a bit of a posh meal for u and the mrs try the cartford inn, just won best kept seceret award the food there is a bit posher pub grub, gormet burgers etc but still reasonable seen as all the ingrediants come from a few miles round the pub, but the black bull menu changed slightly since the one online, reccomend the mix grill or the potted steak!!!!! And the portions are big no need for sides etc.

U want good food go to the black bull in pilling, search it, its a bit out of blackpool but its propper homemade grub at the right price and that low ceiling nice atmosphere place : ) dont eat at the swift hound nr the footy fround its shit!!!!

Alarm bells my friend lol, i take pride in my work, at the end of the day its what keeps my family trade going and my name, reccomendations are the lifeblood, iv now done 6 houses on the same street, sat on me brushmate aving me brew and oh heard you did such and such could you ….. And so on : )

Lotta love for the picasso : ) its a hidden gem tbf

Whered u stay?

If he can piss then y aint he a painter!!!!! Every ones misconception is the same, its funny really theres giving your front room a lick and theres getting it decorated, ie your cutting in the finish of the cuts in paper, parrern match, no flashing, runs misses brush/roller marks and the list goes on, if its so easy then why dont everyone do their own, it boils ma piss that, you learn tricks stripping, for instance i hate steamers, i use my own method and many times my lunch has bin bought for me by disgruntled sore loosers challenging me to bets on who can strip their room first (woodchip included sometimes) n my seceret dies with me, lol : D

He has a 1.9 diesel sorry my bad

Heathrow and back with two (large) adults and luggage from blackpool £85 quid at current prices for derv. And 719miles to a tank average mpg motorway 60-65 driving at 65mph with a impact driver, sds, transformer and bag of sparkies hand tools, oh n a shit load of ginsters and costalotta coffee cups lol, he loves his and he says its comfy as ****, im 6ft4 and fit comy in the back with my lunch tray down : )

Hear hear above poster!!!!!! And as for the gloss thing, totally strip back and prep with a good oil based undercoat, dnt use “jelly” uc get the good stuff, i swear by leyland/johnstone used all others and allways go back to my fave, good price/coverage and ease of use, plus my merch loves me as i used to let him in free when i worked the doors in blackpool : ) so allways get some cheeky scratch n 2″ers thrown in me bag : ) sell the vouchers to some plumb and buy some eggy (eggshell) as acrylic gloss is pants and dosent give the “gloss” finish however iv used acrylic eggy and ob undercoat in my own home as tge wyf aint keen on gloss.

Ahh no way that house is lovely now good little home that!!!! Blackpools strange as you can have million quid houses across the rd from the uks biggest housing estate!!!! You can go 15min drive to where i usecto live (hambleton) and its a picturesque village, pilling,warton,cartford,garstang all amazing places and some bargins to be had, best bit is you can still buy land round blackpool in the stix and build as regs are getting lax now to up the building game again.

Father in law has one 2l td on a 57 in met gray, its a fam bus, dive bus and his work van, all the rear seats can be totally removed to make a van floor good for lugging and excellent on fuel, he regularly does heathrow airport runs to pick up his britherin law, il get exact costs on fuel n mpg if u like but he wont buy owt else now as its ace, n hes hard to please, it also takes 3 adults and full dive gear, twins suits etc to capenwray etc

I have friends down south who visit often, they cant believe how much my house cost me, it wouldent buy a 1 bed flat round their end!!! Average 3bed semi thats nice to walk into and live is approx 120k in a nice respectable area, the fracking will bring in higher skilled jobs and money, but u go lytham and its crazy, millionaires row down near cypress point, i mean roy walker lives in the pool so it has to be right!!!! : )

I live just down the rd from the airport the posher part lol i lived in central when i were house sharing years ago, was an experiance!!!!!

Iv bin taught by my dad who was taught by his dad so iv bin lucky to have bin learning from time served and qualified tradesmen my old man is 75 and still wipes the floor with me prepping and cutting in, most decs now dont even know what knotting is ffs, but i feel confident that the hours in me dads shed at 7years old sNding filling and painting the same piece of wood has taught me well, for instance i have bin on some jobs where the lads fill sand and get a wallop of 1 thick coat as they want done and out, a day rate works if you know what your doing as in coverage of the paint you use and drying times, some walls 2 coats some ceilings iv done white have needed 4-5 for the client to be happy, it just depends but average for a dec is 100-150 pd.

Not in a bad way i think if it can help people then so be it, after all its a plant!!! Same as tobacco.

Will think its a broken wire so tripping when elements gone in iron, new iron.

Paint brushes and rollers aint costly!!!!! U bought some hammy profs recently or purdy roller heads, paints at an all time high.