Contamination on floor?? Weather?? Only two possibilities i can think of

Putting your tounge on a 9v battery
Lighting a whole box of matches in one
Only just opening a can and sucking out the goodness
Putting my work boots on my knees and bending down so i look tiny

Yes a simple caution, long n short all that, blackpools small, i was head doorman at the towns busiest club so as u guess u make some enimies, wont take u on mano el mano or when your on the door they wait till u finish and 3 of them try it on, id thrown out a drugged up lad who had broke his gfs nose, i didnt hit him nor did i treat him like shit, i walked him out in a standard way and as normal, “il kill you you steroid dick etc” “u dnt know who i am” usually its the mouths that dont return, its the quiet ones with a certain look. That plan what their going to do to u. Anyway, i got jumped and assaulted granted i walked away with some teeth missing and a split lip, they must have crawled home, 2 months later at my day job two large coppers enter my work and “wed just like a chat” speech in the van etc and i called a duty soliciter, he advised me to just plead self defence, at this point i realised stupidly the first atacker i headbutted and broke his nose, with this in mind and the thought of cctv etc i got advised to come clean, in the end there was no clear cctv and it was a simple their words against mine, and as i was the big bad bouncer i took the flack, so now again its come back to haunt me, one good thing is the person who give me the caution said one of the lads names aloud as i walked out : ) i said pardon and he just smiled and said keep your nose clean and dont let us see you again.

So i lost my doorbadge which ment i lost my “spends” money, i lost my clean record and my teeth that night, but the nice lady on the phone told me to wait till its cleared and i can apply, id of thought me voulenteering and wanting to do good would be a positive???

Transit twincab, bombproof, comfy and theres a reason why most crew cabs on the rd are transits, used to have the vauhall at the last placei worked, terrible turning circle, even for a crew cab, poor fuel eco, and poor interior very poor that when we shut the doors our brews would pop out of the cup holders and the interior passanger pocket cracked, and these were brand new ones!!! Highly reccomend transits!!

Lol snap but i like mine baggy so a 46″ cnt believe they cnt even let me voulenteer with a simple caution : (

Well thats me lost for another 2 years is i have a simple caution from when i stood up for myself in a attempted assault on me, 3 of them against my word and as i was “the big lad” they took their side, ahh well :/

Id love to join as a special to gain experiance and to get a taste of the job, i did the doors in blackpool for 6 years at the syndicate (biggest club in uk) i was the only lad who had no complaints or court cases against, i even got given a card from a riot copper to ring up hutton training centre to get more info, hed see me every weekend dealing with the dregs and he used to try talk me into joining and at the time lancs constabulary were hiring, wish id of jumped then tbh, now im in a depressing job and feel im wasted, id like a challange and be proud to say what i do for a living , the wife keeps saying that id be good at it due to my size and my attitude and determination, im sure theres a rule that u cant work in the town u live in as a pc due to you running into mates etc and the risk of “letting em off” is this correct? I wouldent mind being posted in blackpool tbh as id like to make a differance as me and the wife are planning on having nippers so would like to feel im doing my bit, i guess its just wait till ur called up then?? I am deadly serious as i dont want to be working for some arrogant shite doing menial labour the rest of my days, iv never had the opportunity to progress or had guidance i feel lost tbh.

So its worth it then, sticking out my shitty day job and be a special, i guess u get a heads up on any positions comming up etc, whats the strain like on family life??

Indeed is where i got every job iv had its a belter!!!! And no sponserd jobs or adverts!!!!

Jobs a job u have to earn a crust, i mean im a qualified tradesman that was used to earning 1k per week in tge boom, then i was working order picking in a shithole warehouse freezing cold 5am starts at min wage, but it got me and the wife through xmas and made me appriciate what i had more, now im in work mechanical engineering good money and enjoy the work, but boss is an absolute dick!!! And its allways away from my family well u cant have everything, and as another poster said a bad job can make you ill, id happily take a pay cut and do something i have a laugh doing and get on with the boss.

I got a azonic ds1 mk1 ex showroom never bin built, in 16″ for 55posted which also had a rf isis bb brand new installed, and some rs domain s that were “unknown” to the seller due to no stickers for £80 posted

Thats whats hard, finding a happy medium, i know about the old bill, my wife works in nhs is a practice nurse n shes allways stressed when she comes home, i lke the care work side as its enjoyable and rewardinh and good money.

How do u guys get all these jobs!!!!!!!

I work as a mechanical engineer/pipe fitter, wanting to get back to my painting and decorating.

Iv watched airplane, is that the dnt call me shirley?? Im loving this getting all the classics : )

I vaugely remember the jerk, this is what my bro used to do find sll old music and films to make me “cultured” lol not showing me IT and carrie wen i were a nipper!!! Lol

Depends what seed, look at your local supermarket tosh and then look at royal gold seed, used to use that at work n get shafted if we used too much, does it need rotivating?

Ive wound the plumbers up at work with the water lego one classic : )

Just watching season 3, mark proposes, “nobody dies in southern england” screaming drugs while chasing after a frisbee!!!!!!

Which series is that from??

Ahh thats just made my day!!!!!, these crunchy nut look expensive!!!!

Want the knack?? Get smack!!! I want a new series now!!!!

Yes the bad thing!!!! Hes just fooking awsome allways makes me laugh and peepshow just genious!!!!

Im 26 but bin brought up with me bro 45 so remember the smiley tshirts n kickers with shit loads of tags on etc i have a weirdly good memory especialy when i was a wee one.

Theres a farmers market that comes to lytham once a month and theres a stall which is witchcraft!!! Real pork pie with small chunk pickle all the way round and on the top with jelly!!! And a pork pie with mature cheddar and big chunk pickle and some chilli flakes ontop, i allways buy a few n munch em, failing that hollands meat n tatty for a quick fix, i have tried a blackpudding and pork pie batterd from “up the rd” was a heart attack in shortcrust and batter!!!!! Mmmmmmm

I never thought of using stw as a source of “**** what was that called” !!

Williams wish wellingtons?

It aint good when ur best pal a tattoo artist at 4am one too many sherberts and a gullable lad who wants a portrait of another one of our pals, a comedy portrait that is as he looks live beavis off beavis and butthead his mrs wasnt best pleased

True, its what my bro has alllways banged on about, he loved kenny everate, spike milligan etc and i do remember him telling me about bs!!!!!

I love monty python etc but allways thought it were some shit western, had it on in the backround n heard the shit they were saying n couldent believe it so just started watching, its brilliant!!!!!!

Yeah man ring em please, its no good keeping it in, i had to call when my wifes brain surgery went tits up, helped me a lot and im all the better for it.

Iv just chocked on me crisps!!!! I cnt believe iv never come across it before!!!!

Iv not bin abusive, rude or missing the topic, iv offerd help to op about a higher ah battery n a known glitch that can occur in battery swapping?? Glad apple infuriates so many people 😀

Serioisly?? Grown men married etc are supposed to use this forum, my s3 a showcase for me pals shop, iphone 5 upgrade and links to my ipad and imac, one x free work phone?? Problem? Everyone able to “prefer” a certain brand of product and i never said my s3 was shit or worse i prefer my iphone?? Anyway buy a higher ah battery worked in my one x cost 23quid and its double the ah of the standard s3 unit works a treat.

I own both, and a htc one x for work, and i have a close friend who owns a franchise run phone shop specialising in samsung and htc, so ud tell mr cadbury how to make a dairymilk?? Just experiance, and i did give my opinion on the op about how the playstore wont work unless u reset time and date munually, (a big problem for some people who dnt know about phones or miss the obv), thus the in my opinion bit on the end, no need to use profanities, free speech and all.

Check sports pursuit out big sales on berghaus etc all over half price off

Takes drugs?? None of your business, in my own universe, maybe, iphone 5 users stupid?? Opening a big kettle of fish there as 5million units sold in first 3days???? There must be a lot of stupid people out there. Its called banter if youd forgot.

This is exactly what i was talking about in another post, get quotes first and use a tradesman who friends have used and come reccomended. And if you have to wait for a good lad its worth it, if they can start tomorrow just think why??? No work in due to what reason???

Funny my htc work mob has same icons as that s3??? I couldent be without my 5.

Jeezus, for a new phone thats poor, my new 5 was charged yesterday fully, again everything on, used ipod for 3hrs yt for an hr and its on 46% now!!!, my old s2 you had to do all the switching off and faffing but why should you have 2!!!!!!! Plus if u swap battery u loose time date etc and have to reboot the playstore, not good imo.