Make sure you leave their corpses around the perimeter of your property as a warning to any others.

I bought a roll of rubber chequer plate flooring off eBay for mine.
It stops stuff moving around and deadens road noise too.
Like this.

Move house, scrap the washing machine and burn all your clothes.

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Make sure you keep proof of postage, as they may lose the returned item and and keep your money.

The exorcist

Ragley Marley.

How do they ‘prepare’ it?

My guess is mark it as sent, wait a few days, check if they actually have any in stock, order some more, wait a few more days, then put a random item in a giant cardboard box and send it with Yodel, get work experience kid to handle emails, lose returned item then deny receiving it, keep your money and laugh.

I’m not bitter.

Maybe I’m getting cynical, but this thread would be great for any bike thieves wanting to lure some unsuspecting mountain biker to somewhere remote before relieving them of their pride and joy. #buzzkill

This thread has reminded me how much fun this stuff is.
I used to have a Yamaha rm1x about 10 years ago, but never really got to grips with it.
The Novation Circuit up there looks interesting.
Any other recommendations for a standalone groovebox?
Is the Korg Electribe worth the extra?

So that was why the chicken crossed the road.

This time it was an egg, next time it could be a grenade.
Shame on you OP.

Chips. Chips go with everything.

https://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/shop/army-surplus-uk/military-hardware/spade-shovel-black-dutch-army-306875.html

MOD- I’ve had one for a while, no complaints.
£25 new or cheaper used.

Really gone downhill. Used to be my online bike shop of choice, but they lost an item I returned and refuse to refund.
PayPal say it was delivered so won’t refund either, and Royal Mail will only deal with CRC as it was their returns slip.

There was an apocalyptic red sun here.
I assumed this was the norm in Swindon.

Stay away from your mate’s Mrs.

Like somebody with low blood sugar.

Ok not whistling, but it was in my head.

I put a fork in the end of my drill this morning as I needed an electric whisk.

Good for -250 degrees.

Bullet Bill for when you need to make progress.

So what did happen to her?

Conspiracy theories welcome.

I bought the Aldi ‘premium’ one about a year ago as a spare, reduced to £8 ish.
Feels solid and has been knocking around in the boot of my car for most of that time.
It has also successfully seated fat tyres with furious pumping.

Looks heavy (compared to regular running shoe) and you’d have to heel strike first to make them work.

Also, put some honey in too.

How much is it roughly to buy a freehold lease?

Floaters.

Why doesn’t copy URL link work from Flickr from my phone?

I tend to use FaceTime, but it usually just results in the youngster pulling faces and doing extreme close ups of nostrils or in his mouth.
So for conversation, FaceTime audio.

I’ve just lost £130 with CRC- they sent me the wrong size item, I sent it back to them and they’ve lost it and won’t refund or replace.

Petrol Mondeo.

6’0 on a medium here. I seem to be between a medium and a large, but with the bigger profile tyres they feel a bit bigger.
Glad I went for the medium.