I haven’t ordered anything this week, but this being STW, I shall comment anyway….

What was the question again?

christ, what do pigeons eat?

Tramp’s vomit, chips and leftover kebabs.
It’s not surprising they’ve always got the squits.

I’m just going to throw this out there-
cheese, sliced mushrooms and BBQ sauce on your fish fingers.

Allen bolts- which are pence when you buy them in bulk, or a few £ in your LBS.
Gear cables- you get raped in your LBS when you really need them.

Done and done.

Hi,
How many dead prostitutes can you fit in the back?

Morzine.

Go for a tandem ride, with her sat in the front.

You can then scream words of encouragement, such as, “you’re not even human, look at those jelly rolls!!”

As a doctor you should no cats ….

What kind of doctor are you?

He probably owes you something for cable stretch aswell.
Steal his girlfriend.

Fisting?

I had the same thing, and it turned out the freesat box itself was knackered.

beefheart, is that a cold war observation post as used by the ROC per chance?

Just your run of the mill nuclear bunker.
If I was in the market for a shed right now, that’s what I’d go for.

This is a banana slug.

It’s scandium tubing, and they feel very thin- not sure if it’s such a good idea to drill?
Has anyone done this (and survived)?

I took my 7 year old up the ranger path, and he was fine.
It’s a bit shorter, not too technical and not too busy.
I wouldn’t have taken him if the weather was less than ideal though.

If the reaction it evokes is, ‘that’s rubbish’, it doesn’t make it art.

If somebody lets their dog shit on the pavement and doesn’t clean it up, it evokes a reaction, but that isn’t art either.

I bought mine off ebay last year, and have no complaints. I just needed a couple of longer rubber hangers to make it fit with enough clearance below the rear axle.
If you don’t already own an angle grinder, get one- it will make your life better.

Can’t you just go balls out ****-jap-bonkers on the FS?

If you only ride 2-4 times per month, you don’t really need to worry about ‘preserving’ the FS.
Get a road bike- so it is properly different.
Also if you commute on it, it may encourage you to ride more.

Do the here comes the train into the tunnel routine….
If he doesn’t open the tunnel, make the train crash into his mouth getting food everywhere…

Rather than subsidise, perhaps we only need to privatise the treatment for ‘lifestyle’ diseases.

My postie is awesome- he breaks into my car and leaves parcels in the passenger seat.

The carparks in some may be full of the midlife crisis Audi brigade, but for accessibility, year round usability and confrontation free riding, you can’t beat them.

The smile on my face was enough of a gift.

How cheap is cheap?

Dress up as a dog so he has nowhere to hide.
He will then mtfu and face his fears.

‘DezB – Member

I’d like to see a monkey v dog race, that’d make me happy’

I think this would make the world happy.
What with the interweb, facebook etc., surely we can make this happen…?

Monkeys can ride bikes!

Cold melon.

Your rims may only fit presta tubes.

Just think about something else.

What do you get if you cross London with a bicycle?

Stabbed.

What do you call a paedophile on a bike?

Cycle Jackson.

I kicked my neighbour’s dog once.

(It was chasing me at the time)