They used to to ‘bleed’ you in medieval times- maybe there is something in it.
Supposedly giving blood removes some of the iron concentration in the blood- which can contribute to the risk of heart disease.
Iron can speed up the oxidation of cholesterol, which is thought to increase the damage to arteries, and ultimately leads to cardiovascular disease.

The less handbags the better.

And this :

Timeless.

Judo- look at the state of this guy :

Unhinged.

Dunno, but I’ve seen ’em in Wales.

Brought/bought.

Which did you do?

have I got a collection of flies at the bottom of my lungs?

You’re possibly full of maggots too if they laid eggs.

Now I know this was at a trail centre but considering he didn’t have any paper to hand was this a ‘Glit’ or a ‘Woo’?

The comparison with a bear makes this a full on gnar woo.

Does that count?

Save it for the circus, magic boy!

Glooing? Glapping? Glitting?

From urban dictionary- Glamping

Going camping, but with glamour. A combination of the two words. It’s like regular camping , but with nicer things than usual, being warmer, and more comfortable. Glamping isn’t done by usual outdoor types who climb mountains.

Taking baby wipes into the woods is hardly a wild dump.
It is the equivalent of glamping, and saying you are an explorer.

Real men wipe with a handful of foliage, mud or woodland creatures.

Wild poo. Grrr!
Probably about once a year.

Has anyone ever done a Paula Radcliffe when you can’t even be bothered to stop?

Thanks for the persuasion- I’ve ordered a Hope. :-)

£59 delivered from MTB Direct.

Well done OP- wish all folk were as honest.

The ‘get your tits out for the lads’ song.

I’ve sent loads by senditnow in bike boxes, and I’m not a business user.
Your local postie picks it up too. From your house. When you specify.
:-)

Does anybody know how I can get one of those animal owner ASBO’s so we’re banned from having pets.

There are 2 generally accepted methods-

1. Put a cat in a wheelie bin.
2. Set your dog on some children.

Pets are for people who have failed to find love amongst their own species.

interact with them

Qunitessentially British = monumentally shite.

The producers should do the decent thing and take him out into a field and blow his brains out before he completely embarasses the nation.
Oh, too late.

It would’ve been better if I’d done it. 8)

Oh, and Paul Mcartney makes it all OK?

What’s all this hugging b0llo0cks?

When do the olympics start???

Why all the French?

I can’t believe they let Dave drive a speed boat!

Bleeeeeuuuuurrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!! :mrgreen:

Goddam Mohammed Ali!

it would have made this bit a lot blooded quicker. Could have all come in as The Empire. Dur dur Der dur….

:lol: Striking fear into the globe!

All this national pride is making me think we should reclaim some of these little countries which have gained independence.

Or shave.

Why is the queen so grumpy looking?

Award for the gayest comment so far goes to :

Some of the dancing is simply fabulous!

Surprised there haven’t been any suicide bombers yet.

It would be called Henrietta and chips.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

More of an egg machine than an actual pet…

I would totally buy guns.
Target shooting or whatever- shooting guns is a lot of fun.
In my experience, the bigger the gun, the more fun it is.

Thanks all- it’s out!

It’s almost worth stuffing a fly into your eye just for the immense feeling of relief when it comes out.
The wings are still in there, but meh.

send a spider in after it..

It’s a slippery slope from there. :-)

I use senditnow.com.

It was about £12 when I last sent one.

Besides grip and crash protection, the main reason for me is to protect from sticking out branches, brambles etc. on overgrown or tight trails- which would otherwise rip your knuckles to bits.