Don’t waste your time with the naughty step- lock them in the naughty cupboard!

Or go all the way, and get a Yosef Fritzl basement dungeon.

We have a plummer terrier- which is a jack russel crossed with a beagle thrown in.
He is an amazing family/friendly/hunting/dog all thrown in.

^^^^ Boom!

Bees!

Honey??!!

Cripes!!!!

True.
Honesty is the best policy.
Although, as long as you have been honest from the start- as I have come to realise.

Bees!

There are some ‘orrible chickens out there, probably possible if you stayed still for long enough.

I’ve never shaved my pubes, but I shaved my head and my face at the same time- and now my beard is longer than my hair.

Explain that, smart arse!

No.

If after a year that’s all there is I wouldn’t worry.
The ash will be ready to burn now.
I’ve never seen that in my woodstore. Maybe it’s bees?
I wouldn’t imagine they would eat all of your wood, but be careful when you bring it inside.

I once got stung in the armpit after putting on a t-shirt which had been drying out over recently brought in wood.

‘La’ means no in Arabic.

Extracting money from tourists in Marrakech is big business.
Most street traders/hustlers/swindlers speak about 7 languages and know how to play the game.

Marrakech is great for a day or two, but the best thing you can do is get out into the mountains, the coast or the desert.

Time for some of these.

I ordered one of those Chinese jobbies 2 weeks ago.
It looks good, but I can’t really comment as it still hasn’t arrived.

I can’t take credit for this, as my son told me….

-Knock knock
-Who’s there?
-Twitter.
-Twitter who?
-I didn’t know you were an owl.

Horse mask.

You’re welcome.

I think the feats the athletes achieve are way more impressive than their able-bodied counterparts!

True. The swimming was definitely an eye opener.

I think the feats the athletes achieve are way more impressive than their able-bodied counterparts!

True. The swimming was definitely an eye opener.

My son’s Mum has never let me forget the magical moment when she told me she was pregnant.
My horrified response was, “are we keeping it?”.

I’m quite glad we kept ‘it’ now though.

Irritability, sudden mood swings, uncharacteristic behaviour?

It sounds like he is on drugs. Have you noticed any strange smells from his room, or money going missing?

I want to find it uplifting, but I find it a bit depressing.

Certainly these people are showing bravery, and are making the best of the cards they have been dealt- but come on, what about the shitty, negative situations which caused their conditions- landmines, war, accidents etc?

^^^ I just bought one of those Cree lights for about £20 on ebay, with a claimed 1600 lumens.

As long as you haven’t been up to anything seriously bad, don’t worry.

10 years is a long time to throw away.
Kids are a good judge of whoever is bullshitting or not, and will make their own minds up.

I was hoping there would be wheelchair jousting- but wheelchair rugby sounds sweeeet!

Most watched :

– The Big Lebowski
– Freddy got fingered
– Point Break

Hitler however was a dog lover.

I just rub myself with this.

Hell no.

Mine is roaring away as I type this.

+1

I had the manflu last winter, but that was the first time for a few years.
I’m outside a lot, and I try to avoid the sick and the needy.

You know the one who looks up suggestively at the router, has got anything but routers on her mind…

Best thing on TV at the moment.

‘How do you keep so many girls so happy all at once?’ :P

Your very own one of these.

£250 from here- http://www.ecrater.co.uk/p/5703266/giant-water-ball-10ft-diameter

Car exhaust flame thrower kit.

I have one of these.

Brechfa isn’t too far.

The world has moved on from square wheels, and horses and carts- roads are not the same places they were in the ‘olden’ days.

I propose that the elderly are only allowed to drive between 5am and 6am, when normal people are still in bed.
Alternatively, I would be equally happy if they were forced to take a retest every time they wish to get behind the wheel.

Maybe it would be ace for a very short journey- but a bicycle would be better, and something bigger would be infinitely better.
There are ‘acer’ options.

Give them to your girlfriend/mum/alterations shop.

What should we chat about in the chat section then?

Fish fingers, n’ shit.

It all started with this for me :

I hope it wasn’t just me.