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  • Mental Mondays #9 The yes, we know it’s Tuesday, edition
  • beefheart
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    It would’ve been awesome if he stabbed some of the ‘zombies’.

    beefheart
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    That was pretty funny.
    The guy was a dropout and he had a ps3- he
    must know about zombies.
    I hope he will raise his game in part 2.

    beefheart
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    Not a bargain for me, but I sold my SC Chameleon frame on ebay with no reserve for £50. :(

    beefheart
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    I have some pictures from China, but I expect they will be deleted if I post them.

    beefheart
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    beefheart
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    How about the world’s oldest profession? :P

    I’m talking about farming of course.

    beefheart
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    One from this morning- it’s a Lamborghini!

    beefheart
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    You should remain sceptical, even if the buyer has good feedback.

    I change my car at least every year as I have a short attention span, and I sell them all on ebay.
    I generally find about 50% of buyers actually follow through with the sale, and end up having to sell to the second highest bidder or relisting (numerous times).

    Do you have a very exciting car, or is it still at the ridiculous bargain stage?

    beefheart
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    Big River Man.

    beefheart
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    good to show such humanity

    You could probably get some cream for that.

    beefheart
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    Wildcat?

    beefheart
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    11 hilly miles each way, 4 days per week.

    beefheart
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    You will only make a mistake once using a chainsaw as they take no prisoners.
    Felling trees is a different kettle of fish to cutting up logs on the ground.
    Ideally get some kind of tuition, or at the very least read up and watch some instructional youtube videos.

    beefheart
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    MTFU. :-)

    beefheart
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    Portugal.

    beefheart
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    So would everyone else!

    beefheart
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    Bloody students.

    beefheart
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    beefheart
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    It’s not that great on toast and really isn’t good in flapjacks.

    Reggae reggae sauce?

    Boom!

    (flapjacks don’t need anything)

    beefheart
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    I encounter a lot of nutjobs at work.
    Probably a little beyond ‘eccentric’, but I met a guy at work who was ex-foreign legion.
    He was seriously ‘f’d up. Nice bloke, but when stressed or under the influence of something, he would hear the voices of his commanding officers ordering him to kill and eat those around him.
    Pretty scary seeing as this guy was the size of a door.
    Still, out of many, he is my favourite.

    beefheart
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    End of thread.

    beefheart
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    I went through this a few years ago.
    Do all you can to keep things amicable between you and your ex, be flexible- it works both ways.
    It gets easier over time, and you plan your time more effectively.
    As long as your daughter still has 2 supportive, loving parents, that’s all that matters.

    beefheart
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    wow some shite speeds there, how the hell do you watch porn?

    Forward planning….

    We may have crap internet, but I have trails on my doorstep.

    beefheart
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    Slower than 93% of the country here in rural Wales.

    beefheart
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    Raspberry pavlova.

    beefheart
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    If in doubt.

    beefheart
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    Get a trombone.

    beefheart
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    Dig him up and cut his balls off.

    beefheart
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    Please, help, god, noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

    beefheart
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    Boom!

    beefheart
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    ^^^ Is that half way up Cadair Idris?

    beefheart
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    Proper bikes.

    beefheart
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    Years ago, I once urinated in ex-mrs-beefheart’s shoe wardrobe after a night of excess.
    As I say, she is an ex. And she had too many shoes…

    beefheart
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    Mountain biking?

    Kayaking, walking up mountains combined with camping.

    beefheart
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    Cheers OP- got some free air rifle pellets.
    Lots of bunnies will now be dead because of you.

    beefheart
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    True anchors.

    beefheart
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    beefheart
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    They don’t help spiders.

    beefheart
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    Air from petrol stations.
    It’s air ffs!

    beefheart
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    Stupid school run mums, who idly let their pre-school offspring saunter into the road while they unload their ridiculous 4x4s.

    I nearly killed a 2 year old this morning!

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