You can’t have ‘aire’ either- suffixes or names aren’t allowed.

And seriously, are there any other opponents?

Oh, singletrackworld is so confusing… Is it the people who left their kid in the car that we’re supposed to be against, or the people who’ve posted stuff slagging them off?

Go with your gut.

No in summer, yes in winter.

Surely the rules were to be to have the most fun with it??

I would be happy to rag the tits off the Ferrari.
:-)

Unquestionably the red one.

Taken on a boat with a phone.

Take some beans, and put them on some toast.

Et voila, beans on toast.

Yes. You might be killed by a crazed Welshman, who could go on to take your shiney new bike from your cold, dead body.

:lol:

I would like to make it known I have no association with ‘bullheart’, and as far as I know- I was here before bullheart.

G star and Carhartt last well with me.

Kicking an out of control dog is not very pleasant (for the kicker or the kickee), but you can’t reason with an unfamiliar dog guarding it’s patch. Sometimes it is a last resort.

Once when I was younger, I passed a farm on a remote fireroad and was chased by 3 dogs.
A few hundred metres up the road I got off my bike, and they surrounded me, snarling.
Thankfully at that point, my mate caught up and launched a rock at them- which sent them all scampering away.

So maybe throw rocks at them instead?

Thumbs in eye sockets- works like a charm.

Dog needs an exercise wheel for his cage.

Fence needs painting.

I change mine when my calves start to hurt after running, which tends to be every 500km or so

Me too.

Also, if they are showing wear they are probably worn.

I deflate my tyres intentionally and wait at the trailside for do-gooders to come along and give me their spare tubes.
I then sell them on ebay.

thieving pikey scum living on benefits in a house paid for by my taxes

Send him an invoice for his rent. :lol:

I do 11 miles each way, every day, all year round.
Used to do it on my FS, which was getting knackered- so now do it on singlespeed MTB.

Just do it- accept you get to work on your bike.
You will get fit and you can use the money you save in petrol to get a road bike a few months down the line.
The more you do it, the easier it is.

I made BH junior watch flight of the navigator and bmx bandits yesterday.
Good times.

and I’ve seen more dead and dying people than everyone on here put together.

Bizarre claim to make without knowing the intimate details of everyone on here. You’ve seen more dead bodies than a 50 year old undertaker (from a long line of undertakers)?

Maybe he’s a 60 year old undertaker?

I am very cynical, and consider ‘psychics’ to be crazies or just taking advantage of the stupid and the elderly, but…

My son has come out with a few things which have made me ponder.
Recently we were driving along on a windy country road, and he (out of character) unexpectedly announced, “you should slow down now”.
Shocked, I slowed right down, and around the next blind bend was a stationary girl on a horse in the middle of the lane.

You got it buddy!
The hard work is yet to come! :-)

You are there, so chillax.

Boots. Big heavy boots.

This one’s a contender too.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/marin-attack-down-hill-mountain-bike-/330920787350?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item4d0c6a7d96

Sunshine
Poontang
Go Karts

Whether full or part time, everyone is entitled to a minimum of 5.6 weeks holiday per year, and bank holidays come out of that (if you get them as paid time off).
Looky here.

It would appear that I also brought a second hand UN52 BB.

Where did you bring them?

I use my 29er MTB for commuting, and yesterday I overtook a guy on a road bike in full lycra club gear.
I’m only running 33:18, and I was spinning like crazy.

Maybe the guy was knackered, but he overtook me ~6 miles earlier and it felt good to chase him down.

Some of these.

Pickpocket.

A bike chain dog squeezing one out.

I would recommend brechfa, or coast paths or some kind of canoeing….!
Or a bit further of a drive.

Pretty sweet ass.

+1 Psycho Vertical
Berserk in the Antarctic
The Bone Man of Benares
Touching the Void

Just about to start Wiggo’s autobiography.

Beards are a must.

As a student, I used to put teabags directly in the kettle- saving me precious stirring time. Until the kettle broke.

As for your original question- have the Mrs sectioned.

Not what she said last night

+1

Nice.

But you could also argue that a rider without gears, is like a boxer with a glass chin.

(I am a singlespeeder, but sometimes, when I’m about to vomit, I wish I had gears….)