Now you can get on with that fence.

Get a laser pointer- dogs love ’em.
Your dog will go anywhere you make it go.

This could be quite handy too :

Incase the zombies come.

It has begun.

You’re telling me- my average download speed is 0.3mb/s, which apparently (in mid wales) is worse than 99% of the UK….
It does suck ass, but I do have decent trails on my doorstep. :P

If you can spell components, you’ll be fine. :-)

I bought my boy a carrera blast 24 about 6 months ago.
He loves it, and it feels good and sturdy and is miles better than the bike I had at his age…
When I pick it up though it feels heavier than my bike, but that is normal for kid’s bikes, unless you want to spend a few grand on a bike they will grow out of every couple of years……

I have given it some upgrades to drop some weight however, also trigger shifters have helped make shifting easier over grip shift.

I bought my boy a carrera blast 24 about 6 months ago.
He loves it, and it feels good and sturdy and is miles better than the bike I had at his age…
When I pick it up though it feels heavier than my bike, but that is normal for kid’s bikes, unless you want to spend a few grand on a bike they will grow out of every couple of years……

So it’s settled- Caramel Wafer is for men, and the ‘teacake’ is for little fairy cupcake crybabies!

You can still ‘define yourself’ by your obsession- just give your one and only bike the ultimate spec you can and ride it as often as you can.
Enjoy.

Just get a flashy road bike.

This :

This :

or this…..

Don’t take the piss, of course it’s a wafer!

Do those running tubeless find you have to top up tyre pressures like every day?

Sex you up.

I wanna rock, ROCK!

However ‘right on’ you are, it’s still funny when fat people fall over.

Depends on the weather/wind, but probably 40 minutes ish if you’re reasonably fit….

Do it, do it….

My car is somewhere in between a heap of shit and a company car, and a seagull took it upon itself to carry something or other onto the roof of my car and hack at it with it’s beak- resulting in lots of scratches on my car’s roof!
I have access to shotguns, but apparently it’s illegal to shoot a seagull FFS!

Is it morning sickness?

Flat pedals are what Jesus himself would ride.

True dat.

510s are grippy but over hyped- any flat soled skate style shoe will provide decent enough grip on shit V8 copies.

Obviously less compared to SPDs though.

Mine is a 22 mile round trip too.

I don’t think you need anything too specialist, but
luckily I have a shower and washing facilities at work.

For years I did it on a 26″ Kona full sus.
As long as you’re warm in winter that’s all that matters.

The coldest my bike computer has read has been -18, but it makes you feel like a badass.
Just make sure your hands and feet are well wrapped, and wear a buff under your lid.

No, it’s electric but brushless ready.

I just bought one of these, “for the boy…” :-)

I’m so excited.

No.

Best welsh word ever = Popty-ping.

FACT.

Get a divorce and a caterham 7.

Touchy feely, namby pamby politically correct bullshit!

They cancelled the dad’s race at my son’s school this afternoon, because ‘the parents get too competitive’!!!

What kind of message are they sending these children?

Oh, it’s ok, don’t worry about trying to succeed, you might upset the stupid, fat children.

Life is competitive if they hadn’t noticed!

At sports day right now.
A couple of hours of rubbish to sit through before the big event.
It gives me time to psych out the opposition before I annihilate them.
Seems every dad is wearing trainers today.

One of these bad boys.

Mine struggled with Gripshift too, so I swapped it to a SRAM trigger shifter which he finds much easier.

Try asking in Halfords.

Black up.
Hide.
Be prepared.

Like this guy.

Or someone else’s kid??? :-)

Hora, was it you who left your kid baking in a car?