More importantly, is the bike OK?

Aids?

MTFU Shirley!

Mine arrived today too- looks nice, v happy.
Plan on building it up over the next couple of weeks as I collect all the bits I need.

OK, ho, ho, and indeed ho. It is xmas- well done, heal the world Mr Festive!!!!

edit. “blah, blah, blah…..”

:(

From what I’ve seen, cats can not be trusted.

Goddam it, why can I not say w-a-n-k.

IT MEANS ****.

I wouldn’t want either- but apparently, ‘pajero’ means ‘****’ in Spanish or something, so I don’t want one.

Nom nom nom.

They look like prime fox food!
It won’t be long.

It’s a cheap ally frame made in the far East. Worth 100 but no more.

Somebody didn’t get there in time then?

Too goddam right it’s too early!
What is wrong with people? Are you a f****** supermarket????

Meh, I’m not cooking- who cares?

I live rurally and my neighbour keeps chickens.
They occasionally all get slaughtered by foxes or whatever (heads and gore left in the strangest places like they do it on purpose), and they regularly crap all over my front door step!
I hate them. For what it costs to feed them, and the inconvenience of keeping them, you might as well just buy your eggs.

(And cats do kill them by the way- one night here 8 chicks were eaten by my next neighbour’s cat, which lives 3 miles away!).

Fartriloquism (aka throwing your farts).

I had an old VW T4 which I got up to 310,000 before it died.
(Only 100,000 were mine).

I learnt this word the other day..

Wow, this place is an education.

My son’s is ‘snozzwanger’.

It is 7005 aluminium, like an sc chameleon.

It will have different ride characteristics to a steel frame- it doesn’t make it cheap naff.

i want one, i really want one. just need to come up with a reason to justify it

Who needs a reason when you have a mountain bike….?

Would I be disappointed if I went for one of these? I was all set for a steel frame.

The geometry is spot on, it’s versatile and it weighs an ‘f’ ton less than the steel equivalent.

I had to swear at a few motorists this morning.
The worst was school run mum in red Volvo, who pulled straight out in front of me making me swerve into the oncoming traffic at 30mph.

I have to drive later though, so I’ll make full use of drive like a tit day. :wink:

I’m in.
I nearly bought one of these for full whack a couple of weeks ago!

something that paid me to eat and ride by bike.

You eat bikes?

I would highly recommend the celestron- I have learnt as much as the boy has- which was one of the reasons I bought it for him….
It is totally recommended!
I use it when he has gone to bed!!!!!

World war z is pretty epic.

I do like zombie films though!

(Watch it!)

I bought my 10 year old son last Christmas a celestron astromaster 130- which was awesome.

He has since got very into astronomy- more so than me…

But it is a great bit of kit, for not a lot of money.

They missed a lot of early 90s masterpieces though.

Wow, I love the computer games industry. :-)

Use a heavy griddle pan.
Get it seriously hot, smear some olive oil and pepper on your steak, and slam it on for a couple of minutes each side.
It tastes better stripey.

Can you borrow a cat so they get the message?

I fannied about with traps and sonic devices for months- killed loads but they kept coming in.
Little buggers ate my wetsuit. A cat was the only thing that did the trick.

Maybe you could just cover everything in cat wee?

Nothing but blood and guts in my head.

Thickening the plot really won’t help me get my money back…

Perhaps you could march her round town, pimping her out in the kebab shops until she’s paid off her debt?

Testicle size, plain and simple.

I wish I’d bought one of these instead of the Sunn that I bought, which ultimately broke…

This one looks cooler.
Just the thing for that there Laaaahndahn.