Maybe your postman is just hungry.
Try leaving him out some steak?

My quaint Mid Wales village reminds me of Ethiopia when food parcels are handed out during a famine- except here, everyone just wants to get shite faced .

I would contact your local council if you haven’t already.
They may already be familiar with the tenant if they are a well known ‘scummy’/ASBO type.
Perhaps, by referring this intentionally ‘non paying’ tenant out of one of their own council properties (that happens around here), they will save some money.
It is a piss take though, and often the council seems to be above the law.

What is this, Jesustrackworld?!

rabbit/pidgeon/goose/pheasant tikka massala?

By the way, I once made sweet and sour rabbit- it was horrible.

I’m no plumber, but I would slam a massive bucket of water down it to start with- to force a mega-flush!

what are blue arsed flys like when they are busy?

Busy, I suppose?

Also, can u now get wifi in maternity wards?

Jesus this is dragging on.
I hope you are on the ‘gas ‘n air’, it makes everything better.
Good luck.

1/8th?

Adjust the breaks?
Seriously, if it isn’t the breaks, it has to be the wheels!

When JY’s mother in law is walking like John Wayne.

I’m not good with ‘eye injuries’ either.
Last summer I played golf with some colleagues….
I bent down to pick up a mate’s ball from in a bush, and the point of a long spiky palm tree type bush penetrated straight into my eyeball.
I was blinded, but carried on for another 5 holes, before going home and going to bed.
The next morning I was blind, in agony, and went straight to A+E.
They spent the day poking around in my eye, getting bits of thorn out.
It was worse than any MTB injury/bone break I have ever had, and I had to put CREAM INTO MY EYE for a week afterwards.
I haven’t played golf since- that is some gnarly shit!

In areas where “there’s a very large population of Pakistanis there, isn’t there?” , a different approach may be required in teaching methods.

Perhaps he was merely asking about this, i.e. the language/cultural barrier may be an issue?

Agreed- nothing racist there.

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in the snow it looked festive… like a child’s face…

I have never bothered with mudguards- if it rains, I get a wet arse, but I remain slick, sleek and fast…
(I do however get to shower, wash clothes and change at work…).
Gears are probably your friend, especially when there is any gradient to be considered.
On my road bike, I haven’t had a puncture since fitting Conti Gatorskins.
On my MTB, I haven’t had a puncture since going tubeless.

I had 2 packets of salt in salt ‘n shake crisps once as a child too.
I think that is the reason I always check both sides of my noodles.

I like the look of these rear lights.

Cheap on ebay, but not sure how effective it would be compared to a decent regular light?

Generally, you know you had one too many when you wake up in a puddle of your own pee and vomit, next to an aging, toothless crack whore.
Good times!

I’ll probably cut a leg off.

Flexibility of back and legs and length of arms.

I suppose I do have freakishy long arms, but I have also done martial arts for years which helps.

I thought anyone who is vaguely fit could?
But yes, I would be horrified if I couldn’t.

Most people look like pricks in interviews, just accept it.

Good effort! :-)

It’s good, but needs Scalextric.

Always fancied one of these too.

I have a constant inner monologue that will not shut up. It’s a never ending circle of mostly negative thoughts concerning the fact that I’ve made a lot of very foolish choices that have lead to some incredibly grim personal circumstances. I’m still paying for the mistakes I made as a foolish youth and I’m stuck in a place and situation that I can’t get out of. I’ve tried everything to get out of this rut including reaching out to everyone and anyone that I think could help me. I’ve sent begging letters and clutched at straws but nothing ever changes and I torture myself for it.

It’s mostly voices, like a conversation between different versions of myself. Mostly between the real me who is run down and out of options and a complete arsehole version of myself who is convinced that everything should have been completely different. These ‘conversations’ have real physical effects including a raised heart rate, sweating, the desire the strangle somebody. Just as if I was having a real argument with someone.

It’s much worse at night. which is why I postpone bedtime as long as possible by coming on here or clicking about on Youtube. No matter how tired I am, as soon as the light goes off it flairs up right away. Then I’m wide awake, pissed off and usually pacing around the room. I use Youtube on my phone to play audiobooks or radio shows to drown it out which helps but I very rarely get a restful nights sleep. Every couple of weeks I’ll be so exhausted I’ll get a good 12 or 13 hours in one go.

If I was you, I would definitely speak to my GP to start with.
Ongoing negative thoughts will not do you any good.
I work with people in the same situation as you, and it is more common than you think.
Good luck.

Raging debates and voices you don’t recognise in your head is NOT normal.

‘Voices in your head’ should be your own internal monologue of should I/shouldn’t I do such and such i.e. your thoughts.
Anything else, I would suggest you seek help.

71%.
Apparently, I’m not an arsehole, and I’m not a pussy.

I hope the vehicle is confiscated and crushed- he’s probably saved at least his £500 in fuel duty.

Like him.

Despicable Me of course.

He is meant to be nice eventually.
I’m talking about characters who are properly bad with no redeeming features- but for some unfathomable reason, you end up rooting for them…

Being right, when others are wrong.

He did well to last 5 hours.

Beer.

GTA5

For lone night rides.