Cheers everyone- I’ll have a go with a selection of ‘precision’ hammers.

Where’s the best place to get new bearings?

They’ve been smooth for a year, and I’ve put about 5000 miles on them, so I’m guessing the bearings are on their way out- and if they’re only £4, might as well change them.

Definitely bb30, and something I’ll probably do once a year.

So bodge or bike shop?

Fat people are jolly.
Do you really want to be jolly?

Better driving than staying in beating his wife.

Jag x-type estate- can be had for £2k and nicer than a mondeo.

A knife incase a tramp tries to steal your bike.

Is 6mos 6 months???
That is way too long.

I would insist they get a hotel or something- that would drive me batshit mental.

6 days is just about manageable, but I wouldn’t fancy any longer.

Maybe tell them you have contracted some terrible contagious disease?

Dogs look sad wearing human things.

(not like my pig!)

I suspect you need a dose of MTFU.

I make my pig wear a dress.

I’m feeling pretty disillusioned with Halford’s exceptional customer service at the moment.
I have a road bike less than a year old which developed a crack- but because I can’t find any proof of purchase (paid cash, lost receipt), they don’t want to know.

Empty bottle to have a ‘camping wee’ in, depending on where you’re parked.

Bee- I geddit!
Pffff.
😆

Piss on them.

And then set fire to their piss soaked corpses! 👿

Just dump it locally, a pocketful at a time.

Ready brek makes mine green!

Honestly, I’d rather be a junkie (worked at Tesco and Sainsburys as a student).

Would you rather suck a **** for a fix, or stack some shelves?
Obviously you are an experienced junkie?

Sounds like it gives you room to manoeuvre when making an offer.

I would go for it.
There’s no guarantee it will still be going by the time you come to move in, and it is unlikely to have any impact on your lives even if it does open.

I’m surprised you can say prick and not ****!

Goddamit, come on United!

I think I might have a lego problem. I’ve got every set mentioned in this thread so far excepting the NXT 2.0 and the cargo plane mentioned by the OP, but I was looking at this whilst in the lego shop with my daughter today.

You don’t have a problem.
You were looking in the lego shop ‘for’ your daughter.
She needs the NXT 2.0 and the cargo plane.

You are being a good dad by helping her to build them. 😀

I hate it when busybodies tell me not to cycle the wrong way on one way streets.

That’s what I’m getting myself the boy for his birthday.

Staffie? They can be lovely dogs.

Can be. In the right hands. To their owners.

By the sound of it OP, I certainly wouldn’t be leaving my child out there unaccompanied until I’d spoken to the owners and sorted a secure fence/border.

Problem solved.

These do work, but you need to keep a constant watch. Get the kids involved!

OR

The unicorn from cabin in the woods.

1. People taking too long to put petrol in their car, or that put petrol in their car and then do their weekly shop in the petrol station, chatting to the attendant without a care, when there is CLEARLY somebody waiting to use the pump!
2. Dogs off leads.
3. Other people’s children.

Do you like marmite?

(Obviously they don’t get the job if they don’t like marmite.)

Disposable income, WTF is that??

Money that you throw in the bin.

I’ve never thought of mine as a ‘feature’- it is generally there to keep my house warm.
Mine sometimes swirls, but it depends how the logs are arranged, the type/moisture content of the wood and how the vents are set.

Always feel a bit of a **** wearing hats, except when it’s really cold.
Then out comes my rabbit fur ushanka, like this :

I know I still look a ****, but at least I’m a warm ****.

EDIT- What, you can’t even say ****???

They’ve also got knuckle dusters for £4!

Nissan cube!

My ideal van.

Sewage Components.

Just to let you you know, I live on the edge of Nant-y-arian, but used to commute 12 miles each way every day (now commute more!)
I used to use a full sus MTB, then a hardtail MTB, then a CX bike then a full on road bike….
I just use whatever is the most fun for me at the time.
I’ll soon be going 40 miles each way! 🙂