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  • 2023 Cross-country Season Recap | UCI Mountain Bike World Series
  • beefheart
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    No cinch bolt and no way to get it from the inside.

    Thank you iolo- that was genius. I froze it with lighter gas and smacked it with a chisel and lump hammer harder than I was really comfortable with.
    The outer race eventually shattered!

    I think I’ll invest in a proper bearing puller for next time!

    beefheart
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    Balls.
    I just tried coaxing in a star spangled nut so it sat on the inner lip, but it just hammered straight out. 🙄

    beefheart
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    Both inners shattered.

    beefheart
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    Up

    Alvin & The chipmunks 2- the squeakuel.

    beefheart
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    Coke and hookers!

    beefheart
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    Born in the echoes didn’t seen very original- usual crap, not great. Leftfields album I enjoyed more..

    beefheart
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    In an ideal world yes, but in ‘THE’ world (or the UK) no way whatsoever!

    beefheart
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    I’m saddened your child only made it to 9.
    Strangely, my 11 year old has never told me he doesn’t believe in Santa- and actually talks about him each Christmas.
    He starts secondary school in September!
    We live in a small, rural village…,,
    Is he taking the piss out of me, or just trying to spare my feelings from the bullshit Santa Claus illusion that I fed him, or does he still believe in Santa?
    I honestly think it will hurt his feelings when I tell him.
    (I mostly think this could be because he doesn’t want to ‘not’ believe and lose his youth, or could be to bullshit me to get more presents!!!!!!)

    beefheart
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    If it’s on your land you have to say something.
    If you don’t, you have agreed to become their bitch.
    I suggest urinating on his drive, and then taking an angle grinder to his car, whilst winking suggestively through the window at his girlfriend- then, and only then will you have confirmed your status as alpha dog of the close.

    beefheart
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    Hope this helps.

    beefheart
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    My SC Chameleon, really miss that one- had it treated to a powder coat n everything….
    I replaced it with a Sunn, which broke soon after…..
    Really miss that one.

    beefheart
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    I live in the middle of nowhere, where the most I’d have expected would’ve been some ‘bitch’ running over the lollipop man…..
    But, last week, some chavvy bloke stabbed another chavvy bloke to death a few doors down from my front door!!!!
    I was gobsmacked.

    beefheart
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    There’s no point in cutting off your cock to spite your balls.

    beefheart
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    Don’t think they’re any sharper than usual this year, but until last year on the trails near my house, I used to trim the brambles/nettles/weeds back with a sharpened samurai sword- much more fun/efficient than a hedge trimmer or a chainsaw!
    🙂
    (I lived a long way from civilisation)

    beefheart
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    Chimney sweep.

    beefheart
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    Loads is good and loads is shit.
    I can however recommend the 2L tubs of Cornish Vanilla Ice Cream- proper good stuff.

    beefheart
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    Today it’s the gate before the rocky bit before the new section at nant yr Arian which is my least favourite, where it kills all your momentum on THE supposedly longest trail centre descent there is in the UK…..
    There is no need to stop there.

    beefheart
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    Wrong size wheels.

    beefheart
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    Well Mid Wales has been consistently lovely.
    *smug face*

    beefheart
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    Keep a family of howler monkeys in your garden, and if he complains, scream at him about their rights.

    beefheart
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    Just finished-
    Trainspotting + Skagboys, Irvine Welsh.

    beefheart
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    Success is being happy, comfortable and content in your day to day life (at work and at home).

    beefheart
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    Read your username doppleganger’s posts and MTFU / consider yourself lucky!

    Hmm, hope he’s doing alright- healing vibes to one and all!
    It puts my gammy ankle into perspective. 😉

    It is frustrating on beautiful sunny days though…

    EDIT- It may have been quicker to ask who isn’t injured!

    beefheart
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    Thanks for the gory pictures- seeing other peoples suffering makes me feel oddly better. 🙂

    beefheart
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    The lawn’s in a dreadful state.

    beefheart
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    I believe deep fried battered pizza should be available in all the towns you named.

    beefheart
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    They will be fine, you just need to fit longer spokes and 27.5″ specific nipples.

    Pffffff nipples! 😆

    beefheart
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    Apparently I could easily manage 4!
    1 is plenty thank you very much!!!!

    beefheart
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    People always want more no matter what it is and no matter how much money they have.
    You can never have enough of anything,
    That is the sad, human condition.
    Whatever you have is never enough.

    beefheart
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    I do have an issue with a massive head, my current favourite had to be imported from Sweden as I couldn’t find any other XXL Flexifit hats (It’s a Fox Racing one).

    There’s a reason for that- you’re 39!!!!

    beefheart
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    Puberty.

    beefheart
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    Mine was the sunroof seal.

    beefheart
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    The load space in my kangoo is only 160cm in length, but could probably fit a door diagonally.
    I still love it though, and it fits bikes (wheels on) lengthways.

    beefheart
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    beefheart
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    Some only have 1.

    beefheart
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    No experience of them, but I’d have thought a vehicle that size would be horribly underpowered with a 1.4 petrol engine- meaning the engine would have to work pretty hard and would return poor mpg too.

    If you could find a diesel, I’d say go for it.

    beefheart
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    beefheart
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    I have a 2 bedroom flat, and the non metered cost was £600 odd per year.
    I requested a meter be installed (for free), but when they came out to do it I was told it wouldn’t be possible without me paying for extensive new pipework (in the region of £1000) to isolate my supply.
    Instead they offered to put me on an ‘assessed’ charge, based on my estimated usage- so now it’s around £400 per year.
    Still pisses me off as I’m never home!

    beefheart
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    Rolf Harris.

    beefheart
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    Thanks all massively for the suggestions.
    Will look into the crank sensor next.

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