I knew it!

He looks like Yoda in that top pic.
Can someone with photoshop skills/nothing better to do make him green please…?

On a separate matter, what happens to all the castrated dog balls?

Clio RS200.

Rob Warner

I always liked these.

Or in metal.

Cage fighting.

My boy is the same- I just tell him to MTFU.
Or if that doesn’t work, keep a Jiff lemon squirter with you if you’ve nowhere to keep fresh lemons.

I must admit I didn’t read it- but perhaps you should be asking yourself, are you being awkward enough?

Might a cycling Jersey be accpetable **shudders** if worn in combination with PJ trousers?

Like this?

Sure!

Bump for the evening crew, for the ones in the link above.

These are also worth a look for £9.99

^^^ Nice Volvo! 8)

I always wanted a Reliant Scimitar GTE.

Looking at it now, it would probably make a pretty good bike wagon.

You can get reverse liposuction.

I can only dream of that happening though.

Actually, I’m not going there…..

Apparently 1/2 your age plus 7 is a socially acceptable minimum age to be dating.
So 16 and 15 is ok.
16 and 14 however, makes him a nonce!

Coke and hookers. 🙂

I watch CFH watching Binners sleeping.

I’m quite enjoying waking up with a clear head everyday, and feeling more alert.
I intend to keep it going beyond January too.

Does Dad dancing count?

I’m still going. Really struggled with cravings in the first week, but it’s much easier now. I even went to the pub without drinking.
I seem to have more energy now, and my running mileage has increased without any conscious effort.

This may sound harsh, but by providing a safe environment with no responsibility, your parents are basically enabling him to continue with his lifestyle- which in the long run is not doing him (or them) any favours.
As others have said, he needs to hit rock bottom, and decide for himself that enough is enough. Let him contact the local authority for emergency housing if he needs somewhere to stay.
I would suggest kicking him out of your parents house, and letting him fend for himself. Distance yourselves from him.
Rehab at this stage, when he always has a safety net, would just be a waste of time and money.
Tough love.

The BBC designed something suitable a couple of years ago.

surely “nobody’s” daft enough to take a proper gun to a house just to nick some stuff.

It was in Liverpool.

I grew out of wanting to be in The A Team about 30 years ago.

I never did.
This is still the coolest van ever. Fact.

I’ve had the ebay one for a couple of years and it’s been great.
Can’t believe it’s only 99p, including shipping from China!

Why not hide in the shadows outside her place of work, and then follow her home, wearing a mask for added excitement?
You could then burst in through her front door, shouting, “SURPRISE!!!”.
Imagine the look on her little face.

A 550 mile round trip to ‘surprise’ someone you’ve never met???

Definitely a bit freaky.

I’m still on the wagon- no alcohol since 30th December for me.
This is the longest I’ve gone without it for years, and definitely feeling better and sleeping better.
Good luck to all who are sticking with it.

Have a look at Simply Electronics- prices are dirt cheap.
They have loads of shit reviews though, but seem to deliver- just very slowly.
It’s been a week since I ordered, and it’s still at order processing.
I figured it was worth the risk, as I could always get refunded through visa if it goes tits up.

I’ve been getting into Fat Freddys Drop over the last week.

Coke and hookers.

Get a space hopper.

Sell the hard top separately- they go for £400 ish on ebay.
And just stick the car on no reserve on ebay with an honest description, detailing all it’s problems.

Coke and hookers FTW!

Work out how much money you are saving by not drinking, and then use that money to get yourself a treat which you wouldn’t ordinarily justify.
New bike or something- a goal to aim for if you keep off it for long enough.

You’re all wrong- it’s coke on hookers.

Victim blaming.