What you really mean is “I don’t understand why some of this stuff is important”
I understand it will make riding the distance easier and faster. I also understand that “I hate it when people don’t say ‘last man’, or accelerate up the line and off the front” is roughly translated as How dare they not help me go as fast as possible when I am out riding my bike.
I like road cycling, but lets face it, unless you are on a road with no traffic at all, its not the most social of past times, so its for having a nice solo ride,training or competing – and with any of those as the goal to your ride, I dont understand why you would want a dozen other lads to help you along.