I got to 36 before I managed to get Pregnant and have lost two in the last year ’tis not pleasant makes you feel a bit of a failure as a woman its not just men who feel that way and as another poster says you get ‘used’ to the fact you won’t have your own but it doesn’t go away 🙁

I guess I’m luckier than some as I get to play step-mum a couple of times and week then have the rest of the time to run round around naked having wild uninterrupted sex and drinking copious amounts of chablis knowing no-one’s prodding me in the face at 6am wanting cocopops….. 😆

I’m just probably about to do exactly that for a full time permanent core funded position as opposed to a higher paid 6 month rolling contract that’s probably finishing for good next March, its less money coming in but its guaranteed…. good luck!! 😀

I once drank too many double G&Ts and ended up living with this messy alcoholic chain smoking mountain biker called Binners who is now also going to be unbearable as he’s stopped smoking….

…. can I come to someone else’s house for tea?

Jamie’s

is a good one I love making this and also Risotto calms me down by the time I’ve finished after a hard day

I eat two hard boiled eggs for breakfast I take to work with me and I get made to eat them in the kitchen due to the smell BUT they keep me feeling full till much later and have helped with the diet

If there’s ever a week when I don’t say anything can someone pop round and make sure Binners hasn’t killed me in a ‘post stopage’ rage….cheers

I picked him up a leaflet about it today just to infuriate him I’ll let you know how it goes. And, no its not me making him stop….

Just eat the egg white then as all the ‘C’ is in the yolk…. *yawns* god how boring would that be all the taste and runny stuff missing ewwwwwwwww

What would they do? Its hardly like they could go and get in the queue at Poundstretchers for a Christmas job?

I’ve got something in mind for Harry if you start a revolution I’ll find him something to do…..

I did wait near the door with my coat on but he made me come back inside and make his dinner……

Its just this one I’m sure there’s only me wants it….

No no that’s not it….. everyone step away….. off you go now…

I didn’t think this through did I…… 😳

small mercy indeed…..

Yes we can only afford beans as Binners uses all the spares money each month on having new bottom brackets put on his bike….

I have an off shore bank accounts a fleet of porches and daddy owns Tesco still need a picture?

wench???? WENCH????

Binners is now official single and I’m on the market for someone NOT in the veterans category in ‘Hit the North’ any takers?

I hide just one of each of Binners bike gloves and move things to different draws just to watch him make up new swear words….. 👿

Mine have always been called after literary characters or historical iconic people i.e my Maine Coone was called Mr Darcy our kitten now is called Che Guevara.

I think she looks like an “Emily” Bronte 🙂

Or the one with the cats in Keswick ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. Binners?

Binners beat me to it!! Its my mates place he’s been there about ten years now foods ace you can take dogs ace wine list and fab breakfast

Lowey I love the lights on the top photo!!

Log Fires
Mulled Wine
‘Elf’ on TV
Winter Walks all wrapped up
Not having to shave your legs as often…. Binners not me obviously….

My ex father in law used to buy stuff EVERY Friday night off QVC we all used to ring each other on the Monday to see what utter sh** had been delivered as no matter how drunk he was he remembered every bodies home addresses. Cra* taste but generous to a fault 😛

I’m not sure, even though I love dogs and work with some guide dogs I could have one as they seem too restricting like having kids. I love the fact that you can just leave a cat with the heating on, sky HD on, wine and smoked salmon chilling and it’ll happily amuse itself not high maintenance at all……. 😯

Love it!!!!

I want that AND the ice cream and today and my tonsils were slightly less hurty I had supernoodles in a bowl

I’ve decided I want Hagan Daas and someone to stroke my head whilst I watch episodes of Rescue Me with Firemen running about in tight pants 😛

BUT I don’t want soup….. 😥

I’ve been eating soup and sugar free jelly all week 😥

I think ‘ourmaninthenorth’ was right about chocolate and I don’t want beans on toast either *sighs*

I prefer our cats to Binners they eat less make less mess and don’t snore…… FACT!! 😛

HANG ON HANG ON JUST A MINUTE……!!!!!

Binners has offered ALL that is his at your disposal? 😯

….obviously I’m not the only one who can’t do it….. 😯

I have a fab picture of Che Guevera our new kitten sat in an empty Stella Box takes after his Dad (Binners) but I’m not techy and don’t know how to get it off my facebook and on to here 🙁

Hels I also need a more interesting job = perhaps we can be consultants and charge people like DS lots of cash for the advice?

Has to be home addresses your colleagues can’t have put the work address and this is based on personal tax paid, pop round with it (and the Mrs if you like be nice to catch up) x

is that ‘big willy winston’?

that’s the one!

As Binners ‘BETTER’ not ‘other’ half he’s right I’d have never said I’d have ever gone out with never mind lived with a smoker but then again its not in the house (his choice not me sending him out) and the stale smoke odour on his clothes covers up his B.O….. 😉

Plus my boyfriend Winston who comes round when he’s out riding doesn’t smoke so I have the best of both worlds 😯

I was pulling stuck on coco pops off our cat last week but this defo beats that hands down…x

I did it whilst it was free for 2 weeks then half price for the third then cancelled, so 3 boxes for £1.95…. I’m presuming they make the money on people who keep forgetting to cancel and not tight fisted Wigan Pie Eaters like me :o)

Oh good….. so its that time of the year I get to watch Binners kneeling on the floor swigging from a can of strong lager, holding a peice of newspaper over the fire to get the flames up and swearing whilst getting coal dust on everything in the living room….

…great…..

*sighs*

*just for the record I picked him up in the car*

……’jus sayin’…..x