However, given as I’m moving towards “wiggin” shortly, I’ve decided to try to expand my knowledge of loacal vernacular so that I don’t find myself knifed the minute I step foot in Lancashire

Where abouts? I lived in Hindley Green for 20 years (Dave Spikey even does jokes about it) actually thats not a good thing is it…..? 😳

Ketchup? What kind of animal are you?

You substitute it for mushy peas. Silly!

Mayo on sausage butties….?

Ketchup? On chips?

Get off my post…. 😈

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I don’t live in Wigan now I live amongst the pudding people….(the clues there is you look hard enough)

I don’t hate Yorkshire and I won’t bow to peer pressure even if you shout at me in capitals…. 😀

DaRC_L – Member

Last timte I was in Lancs it took me a while to work out what batter pudding was on the menu…
as in Roast Beef, Batter Pudding, Roast potatoes

Its only pubs who hate Yorkshire that won’t call them Yorkshire puddings bit daft really

Elfinsafety – Member

Pea wet and babbashed fo’ tek owt?

What does this even mean??

I’m too frightened.

‘Asta geet owt moist?

Actually don’t answer that…..

I is one….!! 😯

Why would anyone pretend?

*waves back* Hurraaay a girl!!

Uh oh, this could end with a shock…

I’m presuming keeping comments like that to myself are for the best then?

Yes

Pea wet and babbashed fo’ tek owt?

I used to take my own plate to the chippy in my slippers

*waves*

Sammie-Louise x

*waves back* Hurraaay a girl!!

East Lancs? EAST Lancs? *Spits* that’s very nearly Yorkshire….

HOW VERY DARE YOU!! I’m a pie eater born and bred that now lives within the pudding people realm……!!

What is this Lancashire place you speak of?

Really? Go away and have a think about what you’ve just said…!!

Its god’s country, whoever she is…

Do you like helicopters?

Ermmmmmmmm…….. well a bit quicker than me on a bike I guess….?

I do like the idea on canal tow paths for a bit is that allowed on here or do you have to chuck yourself off mountains to be allowed to contribute?

East Anglia? Boudica & Cardinal Thomas Wolsey were from there. And my friend Veronica who comes from Diss

ps: Darwen is very hilly I lived there for 10 years (no I have all my fingers and toes I wasn’t born there) I’m a Wiganer…… SHUUUUUUSH don’t call Wigan coz its national pie week its not allowed

Top Gear? Is this a test? I have a Polo GTI which occasionally goes but has cost me £2k in 6 months. Cars are for getting me from A to B. A is usally home B is usually the off licence. Hope that helps?

I do like highlighter pens – is a stationary fetish classed as weird these days?

*goes off to buy a lifejacket* I’m not sure how safe I’d be near open water do they have Baywatch style men in budgie smugglers?