My car’s called “yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa’ ba**ard…..!!” As its cost me 2k in 6 months, coil pack, gear box and clutch, crank sensor, 2 new tyres, fuel filter….. in fact its almost a new car.
Oh and its got a dint in the door from were I kicked it the last time it broke down 1 mile from the garage after picking it up!!