*opens Graze box*

*looks mournfully at said Graze box*

*closes, sighs, goes back to work*

Fat bottomed girls – Queen as it was last song on radio when I got out of the car – how very appropriate for me too

binners – Member

Bagpuss. You’re a woman who only owns one handbag though. Which is a rare enough phenomenon to have a BBC documentary dedicated to it, with David Attenborough speaking in whispers as you are observed buying a pint and a packet of monster munch at the bar, before sitting down to shout abuse at the telly during a Champions League semi-final.

I do have lots of *coughs* ‘not for outside shoes’ though…. letting the tomboy side down!!

CharlieMungus – Member

grammer

grammar

Hahaha whoops *hangs head*

konabunny – Member

Crying babies in restaurants after 9pm & people who let their kids run around (whilst they ignore them) in restaurants when there’s waiters carrying trays of food and glasses.

*waits for abuse from parents*

Stop complaining and bring me my Caesar Salad!

Haha! Wrong! Don’t work in a restaurant….. BUT coming right up…. the chefs made a ‘special sauce’ just for you

*checks self* nope

Although I will admit I do do the bin thing

*loves the fact that Cougar seems to sweep from one post to another correcting other peoples spellings and grammer* hahaha ace!

Sweeping generalisations about an entire sex annoy me….

Not all women are like that! My switch cards in my pocket ready, I’ve finished packing at the same time she’s finished putting stuff through, Then I’ve got my card in hand then pocket receipt and walk away….

Not all women even use handbags some of us drink pints, watch football and like sex….

Yeah def make sure your boots are comfy the little blister plasters are good that have special gel on them always had some of those when I used to do more walking!

They also go to M&S at lunchtime too then complain its so busy…..*sighs*

You’ll be fine!! I remember it being about 26 miles, took me all day with a few stops for butties etc, even ran some of it, you’ll enjoy it its an ace day out I did it for Liverpool children’s hospital few years ago. You do mean Yorkshire and not the Ben Nevis etc?

I’ve got 3 packets of seeds from last 3 Graze boxes as keep forgetting to say I don’t want them anymore I’ll swap for a cream finger (cake before the smutty comments start)

Hawkshead – the big store always has bargains is that still open not been to Hawkshead for years

Crying babies in restaurants after 9pm & people who let their kids run around (whilst they ignore them) in restaurants when there’s waiters carrying trays of food and glasses.

*waits for abuse from parents* 🙄

Models use pile cream it shrinks the blood vessels….

Depends how far you want to travel there’s a few places in Bowness have sales all year round thats not too far you could do a boat trip too have a cream tea…. 😀

mastiles_fanylion – Member

Bagpuss – when we get what we want, we’ll go out for a race

You’re on!!

………although *looks at bank account* you may have a wait…..

Sorry mines boring… lol 🙁

Not just one building I know but lots, this is Porec in Croatia and its how many buildings can you fit in the smallest area possible, tiny cobbled streets and the church is 13th century

The hotel I’ve stayed in is on an island across the harbour and its where Edward used to take Mrs Simpson on hols

World peace.

And an Aston Martin DB7 Vantage

😯 Nooooooooooo I just like Chorlton and the Wheelies…. I have no speakers at work and can’t even hear what the clip is… sorry 🙁

Option a everytime sounds fab!! I’ve not done any BIG walks for a while now really miss it, the feeling at the top of a mountain is second to none! Enjoy which ever you pick.

Walking Englishman

This has some good ideas on

Had he eaten any wild mushrooms on this walk?? 😯

My favourite!!

2 lemons grate the zest then squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze the juice out tonnes of cracked black pepper then chuck over chicken pieces and marinade over night, the lemon juice starts the cooking process just whack on the barby nice summer dish, wash down with 14 litres of a nice chilled Chablis….

…..done!

Mine used to eat mice and just leave the little livers and stuff on the carpet for you to stand on, she also used to kill entire familes of shrews and line them up in size order on the doorstep.

You’re supposed to say thank you make a fuss then move them they stop doing it then if you shout they think you want bigger stuff….. you must have been shouting at her / him 😀

Fartlek is that the walking with sticks I’ve seen?

I didn’t figure in the bounce problem…. apologies extended Sir!

I’d love to be able to jog properly unfortunately for me I run like Phoebe off Friends….. plus there’s the whole two black eyes thing for women without the right gear, men don’t have this issue with their ‘moobs’ or do they? Have you sorted a decent bra out too?

It’ll be reet! Get it down ya neck!

There’s that much salt in them it’s practically preserved anyway.

*goes to Phil’s house for dinner*

*worries about Woody* 😯

hilldodger – Member

A pathology specimen of bowel tissue that’s been stuck in the post for 7 days at room temperature……

…even worse, 48 of the above which arrive just after your Friday pub luinchtime and have to be processed before you can go home

😳 sorry I dropped one off this morning…. literally….hope you don’t get mine 😳

Elfinsafety – Member

I have it on Good Authority that Binners don’t smell too good after a night out on the lash followed by a large doner with extra chilli sauce…

I can vouch for that….. I do like it after a ride when he smells all outdoorsy and rugged though TMI I know sorry….

OMG That canned chicken looks disgusting!!! 😯

binners – Member

Well… I’ll have a think and let you know. Actually… it may be saggy old cloth cat. Any-road-up…..

‘Lunch for £4.99’

Weatherspoons? Dear god woman! Have I taught you nothing? Large chicken tikka kebab from Hunters Barby, then next door for a pint of Star in Odd

Yes but that’s NOT £4.99 is it the Star alone costs that

Hey there’s nothing wrong with the picture house ok so everyone smells of mothballs and it takes 4 hours to get served but its cheap!

Wrong answer Binners…….. 👿 rethink your favourite……

Oooooh yeah Pieface greenspaces after its rained YUM!!

I first had subway in America and thought blimey this is good you get loads of filling and it was cheap, they had an ‘offer’ in the window of ‘Lunch for £4.99’ if you go round the corner to Wetherspoons you can have lunch and a pint for that…

not that I’m condoning lunchtime drinking kids….

Sigh of relief there then eh? Congrats on the contract extension in this climate that’s ace!