ernie, it must have taken years of training for you to become that much of a prick.

ernie_lynch – Member

Quite

Quite a **** lot actually.

STOP KILLING FOREIGNERS,

Are you taking the piss?
Who was it who instigated the foreigner killing spree? Oh yes, it was LABOUR.
Short memories when it suits, eh?

You have a cat?
I thought you were a steely eyed dealer of death :D
You must now redeem yourself by purchasing the meanest dog available pronto!

Thanks chaps. Hairy, I’d be very interested to hear how you get on and see the results if possible!

I only know because I have a new 5 spot. Identifying and getting the correct HS was a nightmare. So much terminology and contradictions. Headsets are a real minefield and I couldn’t find a decent guide anywhere.

44mm headtube, not 1 &1/8 standard.
Very confusing.

Is there a legal requirement not to;

go round the outside and pull in front of them……

?Does that make it acceptable?

^^^^don simon, to his boss earlier^^^^^

Did you know Mrs T has great breasts?
Anyway, finished. Where’s my f***ing flapjack?

Does it piss off cyclists when motorists pull up at traffic lights really close to the kerb?

I suspect it may be a yoghurt topped flapjack

GET IN
BRB

What sort of flapjack?

What could be more lovely than that?

Darth Vader would be better than that IMO.
I’d vote for Ritchie B

Binners your loveliness compass is f***ed.

I predict that within 2 years the only retail establishments left will be Tesco and a couple of branches of Subway and Starbucks. You heard it here first

It’s all our own fault, too.
I miss the butchers, bakers and greengrocers but ultimately by going to the supermarkets I’m partly to blame for their downfall. Once they’re gone; they’re gone. It’s a sorry state for sure.

I think that Mr Martin had pretty much lost it by that point. He’d had a LOT of shit from these criminals over a long period.
When the police are unable to help you for such a long time something’s going to give. Yes, a pump action shotgun is overkill (excuse the pun) but a person cannot continue to live like that.

I run red lights and undertake. I make no apologies for it.

Don’t blame you. If I was in Liverpool I wouldn’t stop either.

@drac ex-infantry, have killed and quite happy to do it again

STEADY THERE FELLA
If you have to then fair enough, but “quite happy to”?
You’re just giving fuel to the military haters there buddy.
Me, well I’ve got a great big english bull terrier. We’d mount a coordinated attack. :D

Never been, never tried, never will.

Stu, they’ll only let you in the “showroom” by appointment. I’ll bet their shop assistants are “consultants” too.
High level tossbaggery.

Horrible occurrence all round, I have to be honest if 3 people in balaclavas burst into my house with my family in it, my response would be very robust.

But elfin, nobody knows what boutique means.
I was just starting to think a similar thing actually.
I’m suspecting that boutique means liked by elitist asshats who would shop at places like velo refined.
I’m glad my turner isnt considered boutique.

Exactly the same. You could see the superstar imprint in the HT print on mine.

Funnily enough, just got the box set and watched the first one last night. Worth sticking with then?

They’re beginners trails aren’t they?
If so, good. It will be easier to get the mrs into biking somewhere not too far from home.

Stoppit yeti. I’m getting tired.

Are we talking hanging or leaning

Someone’s been reading my Big Book of Bollocks again!

NEED COPY

Glad I didn’t buy a 2011 lapierre now.

beat her to death with your penis

Quote of the week

Burst in when she’s getting the towels out, grab a bottle and down it.
A nice refreshed “AAAAHHHHH” and milky smile when finished.

Maybe just hide the tea towels every friday so she can’t smuggle to milk out. See if she improvises.

Make some of your own “milk”. A gentlemans magazine might come in handy for the production phase.

the brake bleed (one brake) just mysteriously leapt up to £30 from the £10 initial quote.

No chance I’d be paying that. Find a new LBS.
Mine does it for £15/pair.

You do know there’s a Hooters in briz don’t you?

If you’re anywhere near Bristol, you’re quite welcome for a go on my (spanking) large. Whatever, It’s definitely worth a test.

No, but the fact that I’m right and you’re wrong does.

I may be wrong on your planet. On Earth, giant bikes are not of a higher quality than anyone elses. Earthly fact.

ALL manufacturers have problems;
http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=617291
http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=370741

To balance the view;
Intense were almost renowned for misalignment
Turner may have had problems (not aware but not denying it)