Gah, conversation with the Mrs played out as such:
Her indoors: shall we have turkey this year? seen as it’s the first time we’re cooking.
Me: Hmm, I’ve never had turkey on christmas before. It was always gammon and chicken back home, tradition.
Her: Ooh, gammon, can you do a honey roast gammon? …and a turkey?
Me: we’re cooking for 5, it’s gammon and pigs in blankets.
Her: *crestfallen look*
I thought that was the end of it, but not 2 hours later: “it’s ok, i’ve asked mum (MIL) to bring a turkey!”
:evil: