Why can’t hedgehogs move over & let other animals use hedges too? 🤔

130 quid for a pair of shorts? You’re having a Steffi, aren’t you?

MAGAZINE – Greatest band ever

I’m not going to be drawn!

Blinds are the best invention ever otherwise it would be curtains for the lot of us 😁

I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 2 weeks which I thought was great as it said 2-3yrs on the box

Why don’t hedgehogs just calm down & share the hedge with all the other hedge users !

I went to doctor for a prostate check. Before he started he said it was normal for men to get an erection during the procedure! I told him that no way would that happen to me. He said he didn’t mean me!!!!

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I have never rented a car from Voyager so cannot comment

INFLATION

do I win?

Because their heads are a long way from their bodies!

Ask the Jordaches!

If it doesn’t have fibre-glass poles, what are those fibre-glass poles doing there holding the inner up?

Took me a while… (laughing cock off emoji)

When I applied for a job at Citroen I had to give 2CV’s

Wife & I own a lodge in Grizedale Forest in the Lake District which we let out on Airbnb. Look for Lovely Spacious Forest Lodge in Satterthwaite. Has an Asgard secure bike lock up which can take upto 6 bikes with a bit of jiggery-pokery.

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Bowkerstead Farm is great for Grizedale but not Stavely

That coke museum is nothing to be sniffed at!

Just remember brake levers may be other way around to uk bikes. Some brakes can be swapped over easily, Shimano not.

Continuously Variable Transmission Ebikes

Have you looked under the sink?

…think “its” a grammar error. 🙄

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Don’t geography teachers double as PE teachers so they can tell their pupils to go geog.

Couldn’t remember what crepuscular meant, but then it dawned on me.

When I had my prostate check the doctor said to me that it wasn’t unusual for some men to get an erection during the exam. I assured him I wouldn’t. He said that he didn’t mean me. 🙂

96 fookin questions and they only needed to ask me 1 of them to guess where I came from – the answer was barm.

Can’t see it on my phone 🙁

My local Wegmans stocks loads of them.

Bring back Phil Jupitus and Andrew Collins

That campaign against tailgating – I’m right behind it.

I use the app OS app on my phone with an extra battery pack for longer rides. works brilliantly.

Did you here about the policeman who thought he’d found a mass grave of snowmen? Turned out to be a carrot field.

Someone left a pile of lego on my doorstep – no box, no instructions, nothing. I didn’t know what to make of it

How long is a piece of string? A magnet is only as powerful as the amount of magnetism that has been induced into it.

Cube make a good one with a ratchet style seatpost clamp. Works well.

I am angry, I am ill and I’m ugly as sin,
My irritabilty keeps me alive and kicking

I use and love Music Monkey. Use it on my PC too.