I agree with mess them about.
Caller- have you had any accidents in the last three years?
Me- yes last week
Caller- sorry to hear that, can you tell me about the accident?
Me- certainly, I was outside tescos last week and had a bad accident
Caller- oh dear, what happened?
Me- well I broke wind and accidentally followed through, but I don’t think tescos were at fault. Do you think I have a case against the Indian takeaway I had the previous night?
It all went quiet for a bit so I put the phone down.
They not rung me back, so don’t thinka claim is in the wind for me