need a new vehicle for marmite and tinned pilchards? try the space shuttle and put the world entire supply inside, once in orbit BOOM!!!!!!

linked mine in with the house alarm,and made so we can part set if just want the garage covered usually dark nights before we go to bed and full set house alarm.

ask the nice bike shop to send it as a gift .. no tax/import duty

always chuckle at one of the plumbers vans we get on site, ‘man with RIGID TOOL on board and willing to demonstrate’ –rigid make pipe threading tools

one of the girls in our office damaged her car suspension on pot hole in a road she did photos and claimed council paid out, got to be worth a try nothing to lose apart from couple photos and phonecalls

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/bike_stolen_from_st_albans_shop_1_1222197#sharinganchor
try this could be the same guy

seems this guy is at it again wasnt there a post on here couple months ago about a bloke mid 40s glasses walks into bike shop takes 3-4k bike for test ride and doesnt come back. done it a few times from what i remember if its the same one. sure previous post had photo of him..

smack it over the head with the frying pan then straight in it

went to scotland at the weekend 4 people,2 roof bikes,and luggage got 42mpg out of 2.0 passat diesel, normally returns 50mpg with my wife driving to work and back on her own, probably not a lot of difference between her normal driving and my driving with 2 bikes on.

all you have to do is ruin 1 item never get asked again, just pick the right item(cheapest one or it could cost you big time)

easy to do but would an insurance company see it as tampering with door integrity and refuse pay out if the unthinkable happened.

injured my wrist about 18yrs ago had 2 xrays was told bad sprain but the more i read about these injuries and several other people ive talked to think i broke mine back then, been back to the docs but hes says its old age/arthritis i was about 36 at this point so been told old age at this point didnt go down well,lead balloon springs to mind.. never been back since think its time for second opinion dont know if theres much point though

think you need to say something even its only for your mate to have a chat with this guy, you just cant punch someone cause your having a bad day, hell we all have bad days but i dont usually go round punching people when i do dont know about you lot. think this guy needs to be told it bang out of order, no need to get police involved unless he turns out to be a complete ****.

had to take her indoors to i think it was westlife or one of them type of boy bands, lucky for me the bar was open down stairs listened to the first song then she came and found me at the end of the night sat propping up a trade stand.we both had a good night.

a guy was prosecuted near me a couple years ago ago after a photographer took a snap of him decorating a bush twice. investigation found loads of the same make of bags full under the bush but he could only be done for the 2 bags he was snapped dumping. if you bag it bin, it if you dont bag you should.

£3500 would buy you my consultation fee guaranteed to invest remaining 500 probably do no good but i will put rest of your money to good use, as i like some of previous posts ideas especially bike,drinking and women. failing that you only live once blow the lot on something you want/enjoy

think your damned if you do damned if you dont, but i think id accidentally leave link/photos where he can find them and let him decide upon his course of action that way youve done your matey bit by informing him but kept your nose out to a degree. would you want to know if it was your wife????

my 17 yr old daughter recently did cbt got 58 plate yamaha 125 still cost 400ish for insurance. definitely agree with northwind guy she trained with wouldnt pass her till he was satisfied even brought her back for another few hrs the following day with no extra charge rather than just sign her certificate

cost waived or reduced? not a hope in hell.. company i work for does it on a commercial scale we get charged old supply disconnection fee, temporary supply fee,temporary supply disconnection fee and new supply fee and they only need the slightest reason to walk away and put you to the back of the queue again. dont think they have a set charge usually an extortionate charge though sorry.. hope you get better result for being domestic customer

think its a bit of mickey take the fact the police said only a caution if they had robbed a shop/bank off a few thousand £ would it be a caution just cause ‘its a bike’ it gets forgot about not the fact some people save for ages to pay for their machines not knowing the value

did a couple of these few years ago cost of toughened was extortionate customer ended up changing doors it was cheaper option.

once trimmed finger nail with electric planer (floor mounted version) as an apprentice hence one finger shorter than rest,currently have chunk of plastic floor tile embedded in my ankle when smashed up concrete floor covered with old floor tile with sledgehammer tile shattered hit me in leg still there,scar on forehead where hit in head by cousin playing sword fights as kids turned out his stick had a nail in it.could go on but will let others have a go

had similar issue while back but i was just sick of job the was offered voluntary redundancy or chanced of been pushed for less money so jumped finished on the fri went on prebooked family hol on sat came back week later with the idea of time(month) off phone rang on the mon started new job on tue never got the time off but got 3months wages in lieu of notice and 12years redundo so was happy and have never looked back …. SO SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE GO FOR IT…………..

apparently you can sell them in the normal way auction list,then tell him to go on single player online games to win more games/prize money against teams of his own ability. have to admit it means nothing to me

gove might enforce ban on removing kids but its holiday companies who are taking the p*** i took my son out off school 1day early few years ago daughter had teacher training day saved myself £1000 on price of my summer hol so £50 fine wont bother me. but think you should only do it relevant to term time, not exam time etc

have asked my son, apparently you need to tell your son to sell some of his players which will enable him to raise the money to buy some cheaper players/rebuild his team therefore continue on.

whether you ride flashing light solid light fit better brakes you cant predict people/drivers have to admit have often thought if it happened to me whether to take the driver stance of why the hell did you get in my way, didnt you see me cutting you up and try out this road/cyclist rage

i agree with the general opinion about not paying with cash if you give him too little you may offend him but in the same case you dont want to over pay, generally i work for food,drink or the return favour..

what type of car/rails have you got

their all a bunch of overpaid headline grabbing players/actors..

had similar incident few years ago working in friends garden when passerby waved to motor cyclist he waved back lost control and hit friends car i saw full thing biker stopped i went inside shouted friend both went outside biker had drove off id glanced at number when we called police gave them number said vehicle didnt exist turns out id got 2 digits wrong way round they wouldnt do anything..but eventually caught biker at set of traffic lights several days later..

zoota couldnt agree more theres been 3cyclists killed near me in as many months by motorists, sad thought set off going to work never coming home ride where you feel safe. never mind other peoples views its your life as far as im aware you only get 1

having a great laugh reading some of these, thinking glad it wasnt me, how ‘stupid’/unlucky can some people be, but then im thinking ive done similar to some of these enough said. favorite one though whilst wallpapering bedroom dropped something on the floor squatted down to retrieve it my a*** met the radiator bracket (id removed the radiator to get behind it) wife walked in said you look pale you ok explained story by which time could feel my legs getting wet yes blood running down leg, wife insisted i go go a&e and get it stitched refused on grounds of not going to a&e asking for my a***hole to be stitched up

think of what you would be happy to pay then knock at least 10k off you can always up your offer, but if you go in too high and its accepted straight away you will always wonder what if… you may be a nice guy but would you give a total stranger 10k? treat it as a business deal thats all it really is

the problem is too many drivers cant be bothered to wait the extra few seconds it takes to pass a cyclist safely, last week whilst sat at a red traffic light (yes in a car) witnessed a guy reversing out of his drive ok near to a junction so awkward but he bought the house almost took out cyclist legally coming through lights in opposite direction he had to swerve round the car once alongside cyclist gestured what you doing not rudely only for the driver to accelerate and almost get cyclist again,driver wasnt bothered and the government want more people to leave cars at home and use alternative transport, theres been 3/4cyclists killed near where i live in last few months and i live nowhere near any major city. unless police do something were all screwed

why not wait till he trys it again and give him an accidental nudge as your passing just wait till the razors in contact with skin

ever considered the poor guy might be trying to get rid of the hair to try and make his manhood look bigger, but hell yes wouldnt be going to that gym anytime soon, but now that you mention it me going to any gym is a stupid idea

think youll find all buses have an individual id tag on back give this no to the bus company and they can tell who was driving, i would definitely do something about, driving without due care and attention at least

not much of an instant help but glass has no tensile strength, once epoxied couple bits of picture frame glass (thinner than normal glass) approx 1″ x 3″ across crack if theres any movement glass breaks

you could just stud wall infront of brick wall and insulate between studs