for our first christmas together as newly weds she said she wanted a suprise, so when a big box came out her eyes lit up, then the wrapping paper came off to reveal……. a vacuum cleaner!!!! well it was our first house/christmas, we didn`t have a decent one, proper present came out after the screams, we still laugh about it 20 yrs later

scardypants
She also once described Stockton (where I was brought up) as a bag of skin that holds your testicles. Fair enough.
sorry my bag of skin is useful and i have become quite fond of it, Stockton on the other hand

JCB starter buttons.? you could start a jumbo jet with buttons like that.

have you noticed her ebay name ¬ eazy-peezy is that her? cause it can`t be getting that kind of a top over them.

done both grass and sedum on commercial scale both have good and bad points. any particular reason why your doing it?. personally i think there just another maintenance issue, the buildings/roofs we have done always look unkept/neglected mainly due to weeds cutting tidying, but thats on a commercial building where people think someone will weed/tidy that

get normal crutch saw off to desired length, couple of cable ties jobs a good`un, spend the remainder of £300 on alcohol to take away pain

i actually took redundancy from my job (joiner) 12 yrs ago to retrain as something different, i fancied a change was only about 30yrs old at the time, finished on the friday went on holiday on sat week to consider my options, phone call on the monday started the new job on tuesday,yep a joiner still there now. still fancy a change

sorry double post

too much water for leak off window/cable hole without showing elsewhere my money is on the back boiler

weve virgin but for a while weve had problems, had new router/modem x2 several online consultations, eventually threatened to cancel unless engineer came out, when he turned up next day and looked outside it turned out the installation team that fitted our neighbours broadband just tapped into ours for easiness to save them work.

mam/dad wingwalking

serrated cap unscrews to show a screw which allows top section of tap off spanner around hexagonal nut at base for main body removal, however knackered tap washers only usually cause dripping, so could be more at fault than washer, possibly come apart inside?

porlus
The Pushmepullyou from Doctor Doolittle. Always wondered how one would actually do a dump, with have a head at both ends
or what would happen if one end ate a curry.

thank god for crosshair i was begin to feel the odd one out all this 66/ 70 kg people, dont you eat? at least 88kg nearer the mark.. for me at least….

not trying to be negative but contracts usually have the charges wrote in them saying i.e calls texts will be charged at …p per minute/text after allowance used up, but i would certainly be on the phone? to them, and see what they can do.. dont ask you dont get!!!!!!

+1 for makita cordless but also have mains dewalt not that impressed with that one

whilst travelling to a job as a passenger in a pick up loaded with Hessian sacks the driver threw his fag out the window unknown to us it blew back round into the load of sacks and yes you can guess the next bit luckily we were only couple hundred yards from fire station so pulled into station where they had outside phone/intercom system i got a **** off response. well it was early morning then a head appeared at the window few minutes later the main door opens fire engine tries to come flying out and suddenly stops as he sees our van in front of station. we all laughed about it afterwards apart from our boss.. load destroyed van blackened and to add insult fire brigade sent us a bill..

daft bid on set of four thule roof carriers complete with roof rack £16.00 guy was moving house and needed them picking up straight away. felt guilty giving the guy the cash picking them up. spent about £20 buying new foot pack one new roof and four bike racks to fit new car i`d just bought.

lost track of the amount of crap i`ve got rid of on there, stuff that i thought was rubbish and made good money.

have to agree with mark90 surprised anyone in would take a ipad into a pub in mboro and expect to get back out with it let alone leave it behind and still find it definitely wasnt the bongo club….

surely your love is all she will need?…… because by the sounds of it its all she`s going to get….. have to be honest my and my other half only ever get cards for each other, we both decided several years ago if we want something we just go get it anyway.. none of the tight northerner jokes please.

one of the films that would be banned/censored now for being politicly incorrect by the do-gooders army and would be such a shame

why not have word with g/f to mention it to drivers other half that way not confrontational with him. she will tell her and the message will get passed on.

i believe a shed a shed is classed a as temporary structure therefore no need for planning permission. think some of the prices being quoted on here make me feel like starting my own business.

had mine from new approx 35,000 miles 18/20 months old engine blew up in quite spectacular fashion well looked after/serviced regularly needed major work, told it was a common fault, also had 2 new wheel bearings before out of warranty. but still prefer them to company new choice of peugeot bipper way too small

SPAM?????? did no one tell you the war was over and rationing had stopped

SPAM?????? did no one tell you the war was over and rationing had stopped

my wedding video does it for me

run flat tyres? think the saddle/bike need surgically removing

put your foot down, be a man, show her who`s boss!!!! then buy her some flowers.

simon cowell only winner

we found a horse called the same nickname we gave one of the managers at work and backed it… it was just like the manager useless.. it eventually won a race and i think one of the lads had money on it

when i read why why why i was waiting for delilah. 🙂

i remember friend doing this at school once wrapped lock round and round bike stand then locked it, to which comment was what about including bike in that lock we all fell about laughing,story soon got around school never lived it down.

kids are kids simple as that, most dont make noise deliberately just to annoy you, the only people who do that are adults.

theres always flamingo land nearby star radio darlington offering half price entry vouchers, dalby forest not that far away, stables restaurant at the top of whitby nice

done the coloured chalk dust out of a string line reds the best doesnt come off doesnt matter how hard you bang your shoes never all comes out everytime their feet sweat red feet lasts for ages.

set of earplugs for the plane journey in case of screaming kids or is it just me that gets them

i`ll second the using of modelsport. try stick to the names losi,hpi,tamiya in that price range cheaper for spares some of the other names are cheaper start cost but long term expensive

common fault on older houses usually pointing above window area