I thought the Optician was just holding back on me.
well I guess they are, but they are within their rights to do so.
They have to provide your basic prescription – sph/cyl/axis/add; but are not obliged to provide pd and so on.

aye, I’ll be there. Nice early-season bimble

It all depends on whether you’re a c0ck or not. If you are, and want people to be aware of this fact, go ahead and buy it.

(And if you read it quickly, it says….)
erm…VfortyoneGNA? No different from if you read it slowly.

PD isn’t part of the prescription, though.

precisely. Why would they provide it?!

I do eyes.

Terrible. Not an ounce of testosterone between you. 10 days to get some 5 o’clock shadow?
Big beards are so December 2008. I’ve just trimmed down from ‘WG Grace’ to ‘Ming the Merciless’

?
‘fart’ with an extra A and a 4 in the middle? Even considering that personalised plates are for cockweasels with no sense of taste, that’s particularly sh1t.

on ,off – all you need, surely?

I love the way that people who are not from a particular race can call something that people call members of that race ‘not racist’.

(re-reads sentence and not sure he understands it himself)

It’s like me saying ‘I can’t see what the problem is, some bloke at work called a welsh person a “cottage-burning leek-crunching inbred baby-killing retard” and everyone’s up in arms. That’s not offensive, it’s just long-hand for ‘Welsh’.’
Whereas if I were a welshy, I’d probably find that a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

as above – both good – beatles started crap and got ace, stones went the other way round.

I am guessing they will be fine ???

they’ll be f*cked.

ygm