http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/jun/09/tvandradio.broadcasting1

It’s all about scientology and therefore sucks. And yet..

"Aks" instead of "ask" really pisses me off
Damn right. Every hep cat kno it’s Ax.

And people who use ‘myself’ instead of ‘me’ because they think it makes them sound clever.
first against the wall.

Know what really gets on my tits? The extraneous ‘ch’ in ‘research’ in footstomper’s post.

And the worst thing? The BBC are guilty of using this one frequently.
‘For free’.
gnaaaaah.

I do like this photo. So Jebus reckoned he was special, did he?

A custom-built Ti version of my steel Explosif.

I’m surprised. Your excessive use of exclamation marks would fit right in ;)

Made by yanks – bet it’s in rubbish mph. Do people not realise it’s not the middle ages any more?

Great memories of a bloke riding just in front of me at a SAMS race in the mid 90s, Caroline Alexander came steaming past us, he just went into a trance at the sight of her behind and rode straight into a tree.

People who watch GMTV = idiots.

whenever I’m on my own on a bike, off-road or on-road, yes.
If I’m with friends, no.

Aye, still on it.
its f8cking horrible…

And – do you get the impression no one else knows what we’re on about?
I’d imagine there are a few other people on here who were alive in the 80s..

does it come with a helmet mount? if not anyone got any suggestions?

twofish lockblock would work OK for the lamp but the cable’s an odd length, not quite long enough to stash it in a pocket or camelbak.
Using my SL2 as a bar-mounted backup to the helmet-mounted L&M Arc. Just about right for the commutes now.

You will never find a bog as horrific as the ones in an old chinese paper mill. Fact.
You’ve never been to Redhill McDonalds then?

yeah, I’m still using them. Still great brakes.

need:beer
want: Easton TT attack bars

wanorking from home?
the correct term is ‘jerking from home’. Inbetween jerking from home, people are usually considered to be ‘shirking from home’.

GT85 on …… brake blocks & rims should help.
help what, you to die horribly?

Baked spud or sarnies (250cals average)
the world’s smallest baked spud?

Eat breakfast like a King, Dinner/Lunch like a prince, Tea like a pauper.

Swans for breakfast, venison for lunch, turkey twizzlers for dinner?

it’s either druidh’s "road bike" or anyone with a Demo9. I’d rather be seen riding the green paperclip than either of those.

is it anything like red wine?

What is this ‘redwine’ of which you speak?

sorry – is it just me who finds it slightly amusing that someone has started a post with ‘forget the fads’ then posted up the biggest fad diet of all time? ;)

also loved this one:
that’s the job the queen pays them to do
pmsl.

Cut right down on the carbs, up the protein, do more exercise, as many above have posted.

left

Rubbish. What about Qwertyuiopoiuytrewq, just outside Cirencester?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

can you let that burn down a bit first please, I’d hate you to taint an Uppmans.

andy, you need a blankie sweetie?.. past your nap time then.
[:|]

whooooosh

a negative reading on a give-a-f*ck-o-meter?
So you’d take one?

splendid choice, dear boy.

Baccy and phone topups – life’s essentials. Surprised no mention of scratchcards.

grynch – you’re out of your element. Shut the f*ck up.

I have more than the average number of legs.
hey – me too!

Dogs can make their own vitamin c
so can humans.

I have more than the average number of arms!
hey – me too!

jebus. cannot believe some of the attitudes on here.

(and FWIW, squeezy Marmite? for c*nts. That is all.)

Tell him to buy a dog. Job done.

That’ll just exercise whichever leg he favours for kicking, surely?

a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.

what was she, a centipede?

Mojito £24.00 including lenses.

beats £400 [:-)]

for price, certainly. I’d wager the quality is not quite up there ;)