Eh; so when I said Mungo Jerry and you said close, what wasn’t close enough for you to say ‘correct’ then?
because Mungo Jerry was a band, not a person, whereas he actually saw Ray Dorset. So close, but not correct.
Quite simple, really

no. You’re supposed to use your fingers and get messy.

Classic Weekender? Is that like a Big Bike Bash???

I can’t see any mention of ‘spectator’s tickets’ for the Classic Weekender. Gets my vote.

Go figure
now THAT should be an instant ban

PeterPoddy – Member

Never, ever had a cat shit on the patio.

Not on yours, no.
I must have picked up half a shovelful in the year since we moved to our new house.

that’s not cat sh1t…

stovies

Another good thing about sleeping in cars is that when you wake up hungover you can just press the electric windows button, hark out of the window, then shut it again. No need to even move your head in the slightest. No faffing with zips and the like.

?

HTFU

you can have a fire in a car though without worrying about it, like you would in a tent.

Kids aren’t stupid
the fact that some people continue believing in religion after childhood would suggest that some really are. And some don’t grow out of wearing football shirts either.

a dog? Yeah, fine. Whether it shits in your garden or not.

Because religious people can’t see that they are fruityloop, so they get angry when we try to tell them. Despite all that bollocks being about forgiveness, and all that. **** retards.

It’s quite simple. Shooting cats = wrong. Kicking dogs if they jump up at you as you ride past = right.

CTC playing the “its not our idea” card

Do you want them to lie or something? Too right it’s not their idea. CTC seem to have some brains behind them.

Terrible IME. Had 3, all abysmal. Miele far, far superior.

being in London, with the 2012 Olympics kinda round the corner………. 1km Individual Time Trial, something like that

You do of course know that the kilo is no longer an Olympic event? 😉

Giro Atmos for all riding

you don’t have to go abroad for good MTBiking but you do for road biking.Anyone agree
absolute shite.

Penelope Cruz.

Shame if he does use drugs but really, given the whole field are the probably the same, it means his achievement is still the same really.
aye, that’s about it. Yes, a cheat, but a highly talented cheat. And for 3 weeks in July for consecutive 7 years, faster than any other cheat. No mean feat. I think it’s the evangelistic attitude that many have towards him being the single remaining bastion of truth and justice in sport is the problem, rather than the man himself…

Typical, average, STW pedant!
I wouldn’t say that’s anything to do with pedantry.
It’s just someone pointing out that someone else is trying to argue a case whilst using incorrect data.

I think we should do what Australia do-swear an Oath to the U.K.
jebus, somebody make it stop…

First come first severd.
ouch.

what’s the name of that famous english salmon river?
Which one? The Eden? The Ribble? The Tweed?

yeah, let’s have some answers, apparentlyodd.

Fewer try-hards too Is that a good thing?
Depends. On the whole, no.
If it’s the sort of c0ck who half-wheels the entire way round the Cheshire Cat,when they’re not shouting at people to get out of their way, then it’s a good thing. However you then lose the satisfaction of seeing them standing broken and bleeding by the side of the road as they overcook a descent.

oh you mean pointing out the obvious ?
yes. hence the smiley.
well, I’m sure BWD is suitably admonished…
Do they need admonishing?

I think that was intentionally ironic… hence the smiley
It’s metaphorical and also engagingly brief.
It’s shit.

‘sat’, when used in the wrong context eg ‘when a keyboard’s sat in front of you ‘

Are you their friend or not? Can’t believe you’d try to get a mate to stump up the cash for something like this, particularly if it wasn’t their fault.

Do dogs on the trail need helmets if they bark?
It might help them when they get a spd cleated boot to the head

that and any form of Three Letter Acronym – always organisation specific and, IME, always specific billocks…….

Like IME, for instance? 😉

“off of”
and
“for free”.

“oh wants a occurring” I have never heard anyone use this. It doesn’t even make any sense.

According to the general STW train of thought, people can decide whether or not to decide that a certain law applies to them – for instance speeding or driving through a red light. So as long as the bizzie in question doesn’t believe that pushing a bloke over is wrong, it’s all alright, isn’t it?

I don’t think it’s a case of whether you have or haven’t done something. It’s the ‘I made a decision which had the possibility of raising certain consequences, and now I’m going to try to weasel out of that’ attitude which seems to pervade in the speeding/ RLJ posts. Just **** act like a man and accept that if you get caught, it’s only your own fault.

Tubs are ace. Just stick a spare in your jersey pocket, really doesn’t take up too much more room than a tube.

Every single driver here slams on the anchors the second they see an amber light.
‘slams on the anchors’? Jesus, how fast do you drive?

I wouldn’t worry. Most people post shite on Wikipedia.;)
(Even more quote shite from it to back up spurious arguments, but that’s a different story…)