Work colleague told me this story last night.
Whilst on a walking holiday in Oman he and a friend booked a room with a double bed as it was cheaper. On getting out of the shower wrapped only in a towel said friend decides to let a ripper fly. Due to the quantity of spicy local food he had eaten he promptly re-decorated the floor.
His co-walker was so sickened that he lit a cigarette to try to mask the smell. This in turn set off the fire alarm. Cue hotel staff banging on the door demanding to be let in. They eventually let themselves in to be greeted by two men in a double room, one wearing only a towel clearing up faeces on the floor and the other enjoying a cigarette.
My colleague spent the rest of his stay fearing a visit from the local police for degenerate behaviour!