Eh, most of the Footie team after working up to it decided it would be a good idea to run naked, en masse to kelvinbridge swingpark in the west end and do synchronised naked press ups, star jumps etc… Think it was about 5 am midweek so not too many folk about.. Well, prob not after seeing ten odd lads running towards them in the nip..
Same football team, on tour in Albania. Terrana, after a night downing raki in the sky tower decided it would be a good idea with 2 mates to go swimming in a lovely big fountain.. Stripped off, in up to my waist when I realised the rest of the boys had legged it. Looked behind me to find a police van pulling up and guys with kalashnikovs jumping out. Spent 10 min (longest of my life) responding to their shouts of “WHY YOU DO?” with I’m Scottish, I’m very drunk, and I didnt realise the importance you placed on your civic architecture whilst franticly trying to get dressed. They let me go after some pleading and I was nice enough to pick up my mates clothes as I ran in their gen direction..
Same trip different town ended up drinking with some of the local mafia, nice enough guys, stood their round but we bugged out when they started showing us their glocks..
Got some other decent drug influenced stories but finishing nightshift soon so bedtime looming..
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