yunki – Member
it’s like the Freddy Royle character in Irvine Welsh’s Ecstacy all over again..
Freddy Royle had had, by his standards, a tiring day prior to his late afternoon arrival at St. Hubbins. He had been in the television studios all morning filming an episode of From Fred With Love. A young boy, whom Fred had sorted out to swim with the dolphins at Morcambe’s Marineland, while his grandparents were brought back to the scene of their honeymoon, was all excited in the studio and writhed around on his lap, getting Freddy so aroused and excited that they had to do several takes. -Oi loike em still, he said, -very, very still. Barry, the producer, was not at all amused. -In the name of God, Freddy, take the rest of the flipping afternoon off and go to the hospital and shag a stiff, he moaned. -Let’s see if we can dampen that bloody libido of yours.
I had forgotten about this. Well remembered.