The bike doesn’t look that bad really IMO.
It is as though Empire at the initial design stage sat down and said ‘what are the daftest most time consumptive & energy consumptive ways we could build a bicycle frame? We shall use as many as possible in one fell swoop.’
By coincidence I’ve just been analysing the posts on this forum, splitting them into the category of “moany dross that gets you through to lunch hour” and “useful”. You’ll never guess what the ratio is.
Quite a few (most of) are reasonable counter arguments for why this is a bad idea. I think you should count it again. This time split the posts into ‘useful’ vs ‘liking because it is different and bemoaning anyone who challenges the logic behind making such a needless bit of kit’.