You are on mean mother; just look at that commited gurn you are pulling whilst cycling. No one could say that you are just bobbling along, you look ready to kill…. You have truely earned that Polka Dot Jersey – yes £60 well spent there my man. You could have spent that on some sniff or ellis dee; but no you wisely invested that money in piece of clothing that will strike fear into the very heart of your greatest rivals.