that bike is too small for you by about a meter 😀

i spoke to tft about shock tunes and they said effectively that it makes little to know difference.

I have had countless hope hubs, the first set of bearings last okay. After they go and you replace them then you seemingly have to replace the bearings after every five minutes

Also

Pawl springs gone in 8month old evo hub

Quality hmmmm okay

Hope are okay if you enjoy changing bearings every 5 minutes.

You know that the chap being black doesn’t mean it’s in Africa?

Is it south east London then?

🙄

I don’t actually believe any of that conspiracy stuff. I thought it was funny though.

Notorious BIG – hold ya head

When I die, flip it I wanna go to (hell)
Cause I’m a piece of spice, it ain’t hard to flippin‘ tell
It don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven wit’ the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict spice
No sleepin’ all day, no gettin my John Thomas licked
Hangin’ with the goodie-goodies loungin’ in paradise
Flip that spice, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin’ to my mother, even stealin’ out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a flippin‘ abortion

😀

never used it but if i could afford i would buy it. no doubt

mostly so I could look like a man with more money than sense

sorry I can’t spell

*lose

Firstly no I am not insured;

Secondly can we wait until we can get a definitive answer regarding hospital food and the iDave diet. Because I don’t wan’t to risk the possibility that I could loose and subsequently I would be forced to eat no iDave food stuffs. If it is confirmed that hospital food is on the iDave diet I will get some M&S street fighter insurance and then its on like donky kong. Other wise I’ll call you names from the other side of the road.

So I guess, I’m in the right place……

Saying things behind a keyboard that I very much doubt you’d have the balls to say to someone’s face?

Well done.

Wanna fight?

I was just about to ask if this is a real question?

capers

It’s pretty hard to lift a banana when you’re that skinny

what about a snack size gluten free pizza slice?

all of you bmi 19 people you are on the very cusp of being underweight.

surely you should consider eating some actual food and then not purging straight afterwards?

is dry cured meat on the idave+?
with a beer enema of course

Mr Cavendish, I understand that you’re possibly the best sprinter of all time

so good we had to put intermediate sprints in so you would be able to maintain the green jersey and even contact with the peleton as the race went up hill.

good for kids. I went as a child of 10ish so nearly 20 years ago. It was good then so I imagine it is at least as good now.

buy a house/flat to rent. I’m sure you can then get a bit of an income from your inheritance?

i like my full suspension bike. I do like hardtails but I would rather spend the money on a cx bike. I can’t afford either so for now I will stick to what I own.

You can take a FLOATilla of Fatbikes into

the center of the sun if you don’t mind.

I hate my hob. takes an age to get warm and then once its warm takes even longer to cool down. so stuff either gets stuck cos I become inpatient waiting a era to get hot. Or I get it nice and hot and then start cooking so turn it down but because it takes an era to cool down it cooks unevenly.

renting a place

is crap

Its not the cars, its the type of people the brand attracts.

same car different ****t

I think that it will dry out very quickly. Its not like the ground is saturated.

I find that this

cook one side on the hob and then put in the oven/grill as opposed to flipping

usually makes life easier when getting stuff not to stick to my pan as I have a crap electric hob.

do you cook one side on the hob and then put in the oven/grill as opposed to flipping then?

gram flour recipe

why do something because you think its cool?

I have accepted that as soon as I am on a bike pretty much the whole population of england hates me and wants me dead. or off the road/out of the woods. Its well uncool and I love it.

My BF at the moment is 16.2% But once it has dropped below 15% is should do a coffee enema and then insert the nutmeg as a suppository?

what colour brake levers to go with blue pig? 😀

😀

I have no cinnamon; can I replace with nutmeg?

it was a merlot; a cheap merlot though

so is a red wine enema iDave compliant? I want to do it again as I felt strangely gratified and hollow at the same time right after I had purged myself. Plus the warm drunk feeling left me sleeping deeply so I woke up fresh as a daisy and totally hydrated. Which I believe to be symptomatic of an extended period of the iDave diet.

losing sorry….

I had a spanish omelette made with sweet potatoes and I did myself a red wine enema for tea last night. is this iDave compliant? The enema helped me sick up the omelette and then well you know at the same time. I must be loosing weight.

I’ve often govin up for a month or 3,

though you are clearly drinking right now

perhaps god got his wedge out and slapped it on the table

so he did decide to

do God

in private as well as

in public

Cameron has decided to “do God” in public

snigger

that’s okay then I only ever drink when smoking 😀