Obsessive about strava
constantly bickering over new bike technology
wants to put disc brakes on a cyclocross bike
only eats low GI food
only drinks red wine due to the anti oxidants
thinks jokes about push bikes are funny
can’t decide whether to go tubeless/29er/650b/fixed/ss
thinks fat bikes are good
debates how effective a helmet is at protecting you
likes cotic bikes
likes/loaths orange
asks what tyre/tyre pressure for non specific bike situation
etc