unexplained failure to see

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I did mean that it has been difficult for the family not me personally. They hold a sportive/audax type event annually where donations go to road peace.

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Heston makes his scrambled eggs in a bowl over a pan of simmering water.

I said this earlier

proper scrambled eggs are cooked in a bowl over boiling water. True story

Remove the clamp and clean it thoroughly?

I know the two remaining brothers. the whole ordeal has been difficult. Its taken 18 months to get it to court and then this. speachless

if it rains on st swithen’s day it will rain for forty days and forty nights thereafter – now whens st swithens’s day?

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yeah the predator one is better but it is in the wrong context in this case.

proper scrambled eggs are cooked in a bowl over boiling water. True story

What? All boney and painful to spoon?

Very well defined calf muscles though

So what your saying is the greater the number of people like something the better it is? Maybe its actually the greater the number of people like something the lower the common denominator; or the more senseless it is.

No doubt he is good at what he does; that does not mean what he does is good though.

Alright; what I was getting at is that I don’t know how he has amassed a £3million fortune telling the crap jokes that he does.

It’s primary purpose is to parade a morbid and depressing display of dysfunctional people whose lives are in turmoil.

Which I believe; unfortunately is the main attraction.

I thought he was a comedian who told jokes ?

Often quite funny ones too.

He is not that funny though – certainly not £3million funny

If you force someone like Jimmy Carr to pay a high rate of tax you might drive him out of the country. Worth a try, anyway.

+1

This would have been a better film in my humble opinion

I think this graph may work

so very angry

crack is not physically addictive so why the hell not?

you should buy a power tap to get your wattage, a heart rate monitor that links to your garmin to get your heart rate and power output over the contours of the ride you just did. Then you can plot a graph of your weight/fat% and plot a graph of your calorific food intake and then further seperate the calories down into food groups and subsequent low and high GL/GI food and somehow plot his on a graph. Once you have done that you can buy a gun and shoot your own brain out. Though on the build up don’t forget to draw a graph of the price of guns and ammo building up to the event. Maybe you could also plot a graph of which organs are currently in the greatest demand so you have an idea of which organs will go first once your body has been through the autopsy.

I do hope so

buy the right size frame so you don’t have to put too much seat post out of your frame?

My legs feel fine today, despite setting a new PB of 22.18mph yesterday for 84km.

You do speed in mph and distance in km? This must be very confusing

you’re wrong and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak

Chris Morris on the opening skit for the Animals episode of Brass Eye

you could more money auctioning dogs if you were twice as ugly as you are; and you are very ugly indeed

Chris Morris on the day today. Though I can’t remember which episode

Just delete it from you phone and forget it ever happened.

if you were going faster than him how did he overtake you?

Often drivers force themselves to go faster then they are comfortable with just to squeeze by. Which makes the situation doubly dangerous.

A what?

a d!ldo

swallows not spits?

whiskey taster!

Because coal/oil/any commodity is ethically sourced right?

And that’s why you’re banned from Homebase.

They sell scales in Homebase?

That reminds me once on the top of Frogart on the way back to Sheffield from the peaks I saw a huge dillywhacker just laying there on the road

once when I was younger me and a mate saw some guy under a railway bridge with his trousers round his waist faffing with his junk.

no

never – unless i see scales then i cloth off and weigh myself. my weight varies little each time; though i think its an excuse for me to get naked(ish)

underworld – born slippy – trainspotting – soundtrack – blondie ATOMIC 😀

Truly a bike to get lost on somewhere around the boarder of North Yorkshire and Lancashire

this is for people with a ‘broader interest in bikes’

idave diet innit. the lower gi content will lead to a longer lasting full feeling. so I guess that means no sandwiches; unless of course they are doing some high intensity cardio

yes but he has very well defined calves covered in tattoos of his own face – or so he says.