In that case

1.Doyle
2.Aitken
3.Alcantara
4.Reynolds
5.Mulville
6.Duggan

we have some silicon things that float in water that perform the cling film job

Explain how you break an egg into some cling film without it going every where please

No bad thing if you believe that air travel is a major contributor to AGWCC

I look at my wife’s shoe collection

I don’t have a wife and/or girlfriend so I have plenty of disposable income.

*my life is pathetic waaaaaa*

water is like chalk

Move north to where water is not chalky and poached eggs are submerged.

Use proper egg poacher

Er don’t do that.

Us mere mortals and those that want to believe that LA is the worlds best ever bike rider,

No one thinks this surely because its not the truth.
1. Merckx
2. De Vlaeminck
3. Coppi
4. Bartali
5. Arguably Armstrong

Nice GoPro alternative

Using your own eyes and impressive human brain to see and remember your riding experiences?

When fighting doping charges that are over a decade old just use the Lance Armstrong Legalbot 6000[/url]

what happened to it once it went

It weighed so much it caused a China syndrome.

If I read that correctly – Sunbathing in Antarctica here we come. ZING

Ask yourself: Have you ever seen a fat Muslim during Ramadan

Muslims generally put weight on during Ramadan. TS

Surely that would only be a very local effect around the land areas that no longer had several billion tons of ice pushing down on them?

Yep and there would also be a limited effect as in the crust would decompress and then eventually the sea would rise as the crust got to its ‘nominal’ position.

Plus I just wanted to ad another thing into the mix to make the thread go on a bit longer.

Yes but as land ice melts the compression of the earths crust would diminish so in certain areas the sea level would drop for a period of time.

Or what he achieved was bigger than cycling?

Was he riding 800cc wheels? Is that how he won all those tours?

Millar is a good example.

Millar is someone who said exactly what he needed to a)sell some books and b) get another ride; because he is a professional cyclist and had not yet done enough to retire off the sport.

PV definely not cost effective this far north. Subsidy farming at its bestincrease in efficiency as the temperature drops

what about GBung hole!!

She’s a Tom Waits fan

Do you fancy your wife’s mate?

bott hole

you missed off the [citation needed] bit of that quote…

Presumably you have this citation in your possession seeing how you know it is fact?

No, not allegedly. He failed a drugs test for a steroid in the 1999 tdf, Then produced a predated prescription for a product that contained the steroid.
This broke UCI rules, as he had to declare he was using such a product, and produce the prescription prior to entering the race, and he did not. The UCI broke their own rules and allowed him to continue, he should have been immediately sanctioned and banned, but the UCI, for whatever reason did not do that. This is not ‘allegedly’, this is absolute fact, that everyone who follows cycling knows about

As I said before, do a bit of research.

Armstrong has continually denied using illegal performance-enhancing drugs and has described himself as the most tested athlete in the world. A 1999 urine sample showed traces of corticosteroid in an amount that was not in the positive range – by research did you mean have a look on wikipedia?

As posted above, it’s the off-bike behaviour that has reduced my opinion of the man

Fair enough I am not really aware of any of that.

This is not ‘allegedly’, this is absolute fact, that everyone who follows cycling knows about

Presumably you have seen this report? Presumably it is also freely available and that is how you have this knowledge?

As far as I was aware he allegedly failed a drugs test in le tour de suisse not le tour de france and it allegedly disappeared once a charitable donation was made.

No only the cheats were cheating pretty much the entire peleton.

Should read ‘beard to likely hood of riding a gopping awful bike ratio’

Was he caught? NoYes allegedly; but the internet is full of lots of rumors that many people take to be the truth because they want to believe it

If there was an official report in public circulation saying that he was caught then maybe he would already have been stripped of his titles.

That has nothing to do with anything

Some people say that his alleged doping caused testicular cancer which is a pretty low blow.

what mistakes you said he had not been caught but he doped but none of this detracts from his awesomeness though you used to hate him because lots of annoying Americans banged on about he was the greatest of all time and a super duper hero till he was not awesome now he has been made a villain and the same annoying Americans are ready to push him off his pedestal I kind of like him.

So cheating to win does not detract from his achievements?

Was every one else not using synthetic EPO among other performance enhancing drugs?

I shall repeat my question – who do you gift the tour/stage wins to?

STW Men – What do you use in the shower?

For me it’s mostly a mix of hot and cold water.

what a lovely piece of trolling

It’s what I genuinely think. Was he caught? No. Leave him alone. Plus his previous boy wonder status as an all American hero made me dislike him. Now he is being chucked off is pedestal I think it makes him more of an icon. I will say it again; I think he did dope, I just don’t think it detracts from his achievements. The world is not a black and white place and people do lots of regrettable things make mistakes all the time.

Besides who will they give all the tour wins to? Ullrich, Pantani, Kloden, Zulle. Never mind all the stage wins. God sake poor guy has had testicular cancer and been disliked all his professional life (understandably) and now this.

I would just love it if the UCI/ASO whoever turned round and told the USADA to stick it where the sun doesn’t shine and then Lance went on to become a French hero.

I was never that fond of him but all of the goody goody sticks in the mud and the USADA wanting ‘answers’ make me like him whole lot more.

I don’t even have a cycle computer on my bike. I had one but then the battery ran out so I took it off. I had a gps type thing that wasn’t Strava on my phone but it did my head in and it would rinse batteries and run out on rides over 60 mile so I took it off.

Basically I can understand the appeal of Strava etc but I don’t personally get excited by it myself.

Edinborough
*sighs*

scaredypants – Member

sees float bobbing
waits

Of course it is easy to say that you intentionally did that. No one can prove otherwise. God will judge you.

The TDF is a UCI race , so ASO cannot take away his TDF wins untill UCI says so .

Don’t the Swiss hate the Americans even more than the French hate the Americans though?

They remember stuff after they’re dead

*sighs*

Yes its skilful; however I just think meh when I see one and the bigger the tattoo the greater the meh.

I was clearly being flippant. I apologise.

the 100% welsh lamb tattoo on the other hand; pretty much pure genius.

I love dislike that full skin job, that is beautiful pretty much utter pish