Excellent racing; really enjoyed watching it.

I’m not deliberately trying to bate anyone actually.

Believe it or not.

Kippers?

I don’t eat meatfish.

So how would you improve Critical Mass?

stick it up yer bum

Thread closed

no doping on his record. just pure manliness.

Yes but has he explicitly said that he doesn’t dope? If not he should just appologise in advance because he is no doubt a

dirty foreigners doped up to the eyeballs

Proof that God does exist…..

And with that God disappeared in a puff of logic.

gilbert is my pick for today

So long as he says sorry for something first*. The naughty Belgian.**

*Acts of contrition, admitiing the offence, and appearing to reform and change alter how many people react to cheats

**maybe partially influenced by a slight man crush

Kippers?

think today might be quiet with the favourites. 5% or so at the end will feel like downhill compared to the last few days!

And for a mere 17km. Yeah I reckon it is a day for the rouleurs.

That’s why riders like Millar going on to the point of boredom about being clean is important

And clean he is surely. He said so. Why would he lie?

and appearing to reform and change

So long as you appear to reform your alright by us.

Tinsy in fairness it was MT who came along and wailed on the Vuelta calling Rodriguez, Valverde and Contador Doping cheats and saying it is a crap race because the Spaniards do nothing about dopers. So really you have him to thank for hijacking your thread. It is a big subject at the moment and subsequently I and others have had to put their ores in as it is such a polarising subject. Sorry.

Personally I am all for drugs, my personal favourite was ecstasy but I am fairly certain it did not help my performance, albeit perhaps it did enhance my desire to dance a lot and cop off with weird women.

I agree.

complied so fully that the French judge in the case against the Cofidis dopers questioned why Millar should even be in court given the amount of co-operation he’d given.

So he grassed every one up to reduce his own punishment. Kudos indeed. What a brave brave hero of the sport.

He’s stated…

And I do have an opinion on Lance that I’ll talk/write about it in the near future, like everybody I’m trying to digest it fully compile enough material to write another book so that my retirement is that bit more comfortable.

By the way I don’t think he shouldn’t write a book. Every one wants money to retire. I just wish people would stop looking through rose tinted glasses at why he is writing books and returning to cycling. He is not trying to set things straight he is feathering his on nest.

Which is exactly what he did. Admitted it, gave evidence to the French police, did his suspension and came back starting a team with an explicit anti-doping policy

So they say they explicitly don’t dope. I am trying to think of some other teams that ‘explicitly didn’t dope’ in the past. I just can’t think of them off the top of my head it is difficult to remember the names of one team in particular and indeed one rider in particular that explicitly didn’t dope.

Back on track the Vuelta is possibly the most disgustingly awesome road race ever. Hearts exploding from chests kind of awesome.

It has to be Bags – Brown Paper Bag

Barbara – Barbara Ann.

pathetic

I certainly agree it is rather pathetic.

Nice, are you going to do the murdering then big man?

No I will do it from orbit. I shall nuke central London.

It also happens that I strongly believe in the nuclear annihilation of central London.

Have you worked out what you stand for yet?

I strongly believe in the murder of all CM attendees.

unrepentant dopers

We like dopers who say sorry whilst baking out of a room and bowing just like whats his name again? Oh yeah Millar. He soooo sowwy; pweeeeez let him wide again he say sowwy lots and lots and he be nice now he pwomise.

Isn’t charm an inherently fake character trait?

Hyper – Hype -Rinse out the sound

Oh yeah

Ask her if she’d be interested in a three way with you and your ex close friend.

cling film does produce excellent eggs.

are you going to tell me that China also has some of the lowest carbon emissions in the world ? ffs

Whilst China’s emissions are high they still have low emissions per head of capita. Which Could go some way to explaining this anomalous reading.

Simply trace the course of our solar system through the milky way and then look for any correlations between proximity or distance from other astral bodies in particular the spiral arms and the weather patterns or climate change on this world for a set period.

Easy as lemon.

The question

So how would you improve Critical Mass?

The answer

imbibe cider through a dog on a piece of string

Don’t call me white

I imagine its something like the brass eye dog smoking thing.

drinking cider in the park with a dog on a piece of string

Most people use straws; I am curious how one would imbibe cider through a dog on a piece of string. It sounds like a wild night out though.

but let’s face it common sense ( logic / reason) is sadly lacking in modern culture anything that you have ever posted on the whole of the internet.

we are in a very serious situation here and I doubt if you have the intelligence to realize the fact or maturity to deal with what is coming.

Are you OK junkyard kaesae you seem a bit sexually frustrated as though you want to have full sex with some 35million year old microbes that live under polar ice

Phil Ligget sucks ***** in hell (possibly)

Glad to have answered your question.

Much thanks my friend

Never spent ages scrubbing pan after poaching an egg.