I’m just back from riding the Thieves’ Road. We started in Balerno and climbed past Threipmuir and onto the swoop trail, where the wind was so strong that you had to lean 45 degrees into it to stop you falling off. Absolutely hilarious, it was true granny ring descending.
Along the road to Carlops, then we cut off and headed up towards the reservoir on mostly doubletrack. After the reservoir it got to a really fun climb with loads of wee obstacles to break it up, it didn’t feel like much of a climb due to its length and because you’re continually having to work the bike over things.
Over the Slap, and the descent was pretty fast but boggy in places, then when it flattened out it turned into hike-a-bike for perhaps the last mile. Our resident XC whippet flew through it, but I found it a bit of a trudge in places with the water/bog pretty deep. Great fun though.
Back on the A70 at Little Vantage and rode along to Leithhead, then onto a minor road back into Balerno. There was the option of riding up the Rigg Road to take in the descent, but we went for the flatter option and I was surprised just how quickly we reached civilisation.
I reckon North to South would be quite amusing but the push up would be a bit of a pig of a climb.