Ride further, until you are exhausted and sore.
@mcnik – exactly! I think that is key. Ruin yourself to the point where the prickliest of bushes is like a king size bed.
The same sort of thoughts did flash through my mind
@fatmax – glad it’s not just me then!
The makeshift alarm genuinely had me roaring with laughter.
Security is no laughing matter. You’ll have to let us know how you get on with your first wild camp attempt. Would love to hear about it.