its so they can squirt milk into several different babies mouths in one go!

Ahhh what about

Which is better F1 or Moto Gp?

Yay! Lets get them all out on here and ask the mods to make it sticky.

Or have a sticky thread at the top entitled Just Google it!!!

I remember watching Newsround as a child and they had a report on how dog pooh makes you blind. Something to do with a parasite that crawls up to your eyes and eats them from the back. I always had visions of a worm sat in the back of the eye ball with a knife and fork!

There are quiet a few thaT Just need to lightenup. Even if its just for Health reasons and for their own Safety :0)

Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas!

BTW, how long is it until the end of time?

4 weeks 3 days 21 hours and 56 minutes.

That one for the OP!

I’ve read this thread wondering what to say. Still have no idea what I can say. Although I suspect there isn’t much you can say.

My thoughts are with his family. RIP Jahwomble. You are missed.

mine is surprisingly hard to wind up

I find sticking fingers up her nose whilst she is watching reality tv seems to work

I Lol’d at that one! :D

No Pork Crunch is just WRONG!!!

If you can find a decent butcher then get Pork Scratchings. They are just the same as the pork skin your mrs does. Although you can get the skin from Morrisons sometimes.

Hopefully Vettel and Alonso both kill their engines and Button falls off. Idealy I’d like Hamilton, Massa and Webber. Don’t like Massa but it’ll make Abu Dhabi exciting at least with Webber and Hamilton tied on 235 points and Aloosenso on 230. And before Fred goes on about the Hamilton fans complaining about Aloosenso I used to like him when he was at Renault before 2007. It was only when he came over to Mclaren and put them in the sh1t i went off him. Being a life time Mclaren fan I see drivers as once a Mclaren driver always a Mclaren driver. Like Raikkonen. Even winning for Ferrari I was supporting him.

Lol Bristol Biker :)

How has Nick Heidfeld used 9 engines already? He’s only done 2 races!

I know that De La Rosa will be included in that count :wink: :wink:

I have several but the one that plays most

Here’s a picture of me bum!

He’s down to one now.

Mine – Chet Sidewinder and The Photons

We’d be a SKA band with a massive horn section.

Massive Horn!

This too. Made me think all statues would come to life and try and kill me.

Get her an iPad and install the free Kindle reader?

Far more potential use from that I think.

Far more expense than the £110 for a Kindle as well

The pain is worse on the left foot which is the ankle I didn’t break. Although I have had a nasty sprain on that one about 5 years ago. Last time it flared up wasn’t as bad as this and the doctor gave me diclofenac (sp) which didn’t agree with me :(

The pain from broken ankle is the outside right on the ankle joint itself. The pain in the morning is the achilles tendon about an inch up from my heel. Just above where the heel of my trainers ends.

I do a fair bit. I go to the gym on lunch hour. So on the run up to my lunch break I stretch my legs under the desk and I’m always stretching my ankles though to try and stop it hurting quite so much.

First thing in the morning though it can be excruciating to walk :(

I see it now :) Talk about slow!!!!! FFS!!!

First proper mountain bike was a Diamondback Axis ex-team bike from 1992. Was stolen and recovered before I bought it from a police auction for next to nothing. Full XTR and some RS1’s on it too. Horrible forks. They were changed to some Mag 21’s which were a bit better. Still have it in the loft in bits waiting for the day I can afford to rebuild it. Along with a Raven, Proflex 955 and a Pace Rc200 F1!!!!

Eat em. After a few months of being in gin and vodka they’ll be lovely for a nice bit of alcohol poisoning.

Or you could make Jam.

Pissed pigeons would be funny though…..

Can’t see it myself but I’m tired and dirty minded out today :(

Have a look at http://www.gsmarena.com
Good site with impartial reviews on most phones.

when do you bin a old car?

when you don’t know what the pink fluid in the reservoir is for

It’s most likely to be the coolant. Or the car’s brain juice. If thats low then the car will act like a blonde essex bimbo and explode!!!!

Either coolant or Brake fluid what shape is the bottle?

Human Centipede was funny!!!

How do you get rid of the lingering smell? After I’ve had kippers it always smells like Colleen Rooney has been visiting…..

Mcdonalds? Burger King? KFC?

I got a nice Tanglewood for £90 from route 66 in Stoke

It’s NOT a centipede its a dodecapede!!!!!!

No No No No No No

Smoked Salmon – Cream cheese, lemon and pepper
Or hollandaise

Fish Fingers – Tartar sauce

Prawn – Marie Rose sauce which is Mayo and Ketchup mixed

I want to know what happened to the Royal trousers? Are they clean yet?

In my mind, Massa drove better that season,

The same Massa who everytime it rained he thought he was Wayne Sleep?

Best place to see Animals in Bots is up in the North of the country. If you get the chance to try White Water rafting on the Zambezi. Great fun.

Croatia is a H&S risk. It was last time I went there. Although it was Yugoslavia then.