Santa is spanish so pick something that matches, even if it is a guess, that would be cruz.

No he isn’t he’s Dutch!

Tell ton that tj called him a Nazi and then tell tj that ton called him a tree hugging liberal wimp. Wind them up and watch them go.

But that did happen!!!!

When it shows on BBC or Autosports sites then I’ll get excited!

On a serious note I useThis.

Brillo pad or scouring brush will sort that out

NO NO NO That’s not the right way at all!!!!!

The brillo pad will get clogged. You need a nice handful of gravel first to get rid of the main smears then use some hair bleach and some swarfega. That’ll do the job then a nice bit of wet and dry to polish up!

how much?

I’ve had a cough now for a couple of weeks. It’s now at a stage where I can’t hock up whats on my chest and its sat there making me feel like I can’t catch my breath. My partner had a similar thing earlier in the year and was diagnosed with Bronchitis and was signed off for 2 weeks. But I refuse to go to the Doctors incase he does the same as we can’t afford for me to be signed off for 2 weeks.

Double post

If you’ve commited a crime and had DNA taken then screw your Human Rights. If someone murders someone else what about the victims human rights?

My mum was burgled last month and the guy was caught because of the DNA database. So as far as I’m concerned it’s a good thing. If it helps solve crimes and prevent future crimes then its all gravy!

The Dna on the Database from not guilty people if they’ve not done anything wrong then they’ve nothing to worry about!

I like Christmas itself. I hate the run up to christmas especially when it starts in October. I’d like to be able to put the tree up Christmas eve then take it down 12 days later (like you’re supposed to) but with a 9 year old in the house its difficult. We’ve managed to put it off until tommorow. Will be fun though as it’s my first Christmas as a proper dad to my 8 month old daughter :D looking forward to that. And seeing the boy’s face on Christmas morning is always great!

Try these

I think DD wants to ignore Ian and Ian wants to ignore everyone except Fred

We had a Fanny Haddocks!!!

Now called Milehouse fish bar :-(

On the occasions I met him he seemed a good bloke. Little scatter brained. I bought a frame off him which took him 6 weeks to post. They guy isn’t going to do a runner with £1500 for headlight. He’s been a major part of the uk MTV scene for what? Nearly 25 years? Probably good friends with Chipps and Mark. Timbur (I think knows him well too). While yes if it was just some pleb off a forum a lynching would be in order the guy won’t want to possibly ruin his livelihood for a few quid! As someone said earlier try BR or better yet ask someone at MBUK or WMB to contact him. Doesn’t Jenn Hopkins still write for them?

Still time………

My first mountain bike does everything I do on my current one and more and cost me £89 from a catalogue. Universal sierra Nevada. My current ones unprovable spend that on brake pads every 3months!

I earn a LOT less than £35k a year too, with shares and dividends included, but I don’t think I’m a failure! I just have too look at my family to see that!

Thats the one! :) Thanks Pook! I wasn’t dreaming then.

Barclays are good with complaints. Ask to be put through to customer relations. If that doesn’t work email them. Threaten them with the FSA. Any complaint made to them no matter how stupid they will fine Barclays £500 straight off. So if the money and inconvenience caused is worth less than the £500 they will usually make an offer and sort it quickly!

It was like a cross between Final Destination and Casualty!

Thanks quirrel! I’ll try that.

Now the important question!

Was my spelling and grammar upto stw standards?

I was looking for something about perfume. One crap thing I do know (from BBC news today) Hugh Dennis used to be a marketing exec for Lynx! Up until Mary Whitehouse Experience anyway.

Christ. You must be fun at parties.

Bored at work! Cut and pasting randomness!

never win a land war! utter bollocks napoleon got his ass kicked by nelson and let’s not forget agincourt eh!. mind you my history knowledge is utter bollocks too, i think the nelson thing may have been a sea thing.
and i don’t think the swear filter is working very well either.

My history knowledge is even worse! And the swear filter isn’t it seems. Maybe they’ve set it to detect swear avoidance!!!

Dunno but lots of perfume is French

and

Despite their reputation, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost. The British may pride themselves on superiority at sea, but it was driven by the realisation that they could never win a land war on the Continent. The French Army has usually been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, under Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

Purple, the name and the colour, comes from a dye made from the mucus glands of a tropical sea snail, the murex (porphyra in Greek, purpura in Latin). This discovery is attributed to the Phoenician god Heracles, the guardian deity of the city of Tyre. One day his dog bit into a murex shell and its mouth immediately turned purple. His companion, the beautiful nymph Tyrus, declared she would sleep with the god only if he dyed her a garment in the same shade. Heracles obliged and the famous Tyrian purple dye was born.

What about a nice shaving kit with a real razor and a pure badger brush and you could always get a mirror as well and have it engraved.

Or some tubless tyre kit :)

In Siberia in 1623, a single black fox-fur pelt could be exchanged for a cabin with 50 acres of land, five horses, ten cows and 20 sheep.

Hans Christian Andersen was terrified of naked women, of being buried alive and of sailing.

Shaun isn’t a legend in any shape or form

Merely a mascot for the drug addled to focus their confusion on.

Actually he’s a complete ****. Same as a million manc idiots that you really wouldn’t want as a neighbour

or something innit

Plum

Southerner Plum?

I bet most of the camp mates probably were suprised at how much of a nice bloke he actually was. I though he was hilarious for most of the program. He looked genuinely gutted to not win as well but gracious in defeat.

And yeah Stacey has a great pair of knockers!

Xmas pressie from mum n dad?

http://www.t-mobile.co.uk/shop/mobile-broadband/daily-mobilebroadband-plus/t-mobile-wireless-pointer-payg/extras

I like my women like I like my coffee…. Covered in Bees!

Can you have a positive rant?

I’M 37?!?!?

dooosuk – Member
Do you get the option of points or the course?
I did…48mph in a 40mph zone. First time caught.
I viewed it as £60 and 3 points….or £60 (course fee) and no points and no insurance declaration.
POSTED 19 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

Actually you should mention it to Insurance company as it’s still a moral risk. You were still speeding therefore breaking the law. It’s not rated on as much as points if at all.

…… *waits for mr know-it-all to say otherwise.

There’s rumours of Massa running stupid light and putting it on pole then “accidently” running out of fuel around lap 25ish. Not sure how they’d pull that off!

upto 32″ LCD 37″ and above Plasma better. Not tried LED though. If you’re on 32″ or less you won’t notice much difference between 1080i and 1080p though. Stay away from the ones with built in hard drives cos they get too hot (IMO) the last one we had died because the HD overheated.

Can’t believe you typed all that, enough to give you a sore wrist I would imagine

I didn’t ;) I copied and pasted. Lazy fecker that I am HEHE

This year its

1. Cheryl Cole

2. Megan Fox

3. Marissa Miller

4. Frankie Sandford

5. Keeley Hazell

6. Kristen Stewart

7. Kelly Brook

8. Adriana Lima

9. Jessica Alba

10. Abbey Clancy

.11. Eva Mendes

12. Hayden Panettiere

13. Kaya Scodelario

14. Mila Kunis

15. Tulisa

16. Audrina Patridge

17. Diora Baird

18. Olivia Wilde

19. Una Healy

20. Ashley Greene

21. Eliza Dushku

22. Gemma Arterton

23. Scarlett Johansson

24. Zoe Saldana

25. Amber Heard

26. Summer Glau

27. Rosie Huntington-Whitely

28. Kristen Kreuk

29. Emma Watson

30. Michelle Keegan

31. Jessica Biel

32. Rachel Stevens

33. Elisha Cuthbert

34. Rachel Bilson

35. Sarah Harding

36. Miranda Kerr

37. Katy Perry

38. Alessandra Ambrosio

39. Elizabeth Banks

40. Dannii Minogue

41. Kate Beckinsale

42. Vanessa Hudgens

43. Rihanna

44. Britney Spears

45. Pixie Lott

46. Jennifer Metcalfe

47. Evangeline Lilly

48. Rachel McAdams

49. Michelle Ryan

50. Doutzen Kroes

51. Holly Willoughby

52. Olivia Munn

53. Kristen Bell

54. Keira Knightley

55. Ana Ivanovic

56. Charlize Theron

57. Bar Refaeli

58. January Jones

59. Nadine Coyle

60. Taylor Swift

61. Candice Swanepoel

62. Emily Atack

63. Natalie Portman

64. Beyonce

65. Elin Nordegren

66. Kara Tointon

67. Gabriella Cilmi

68. Olga Kurylenko

69. Jessica Michibata

70. Angelina Jolie

71. Lily Allen

72. Katie Cassidy

73. Nicole Scherzinger

74. Zoe Salmon

75. Alexandra Burke

76. Blake Lively

77. Rosie Jones

78. Christina Hendricks

79. Shakira

80. Lindsay Lohan

81. Jennifer Aniston

82. Sugababes

83. Charlotte Church

84. Vikki Blows

85. Christine Bleakley

86. Helen Flanagan

87. Danielle Lineker

88. Sienna Miller

89. Sasha Grey

90. Alice Coulthard

91. Ali Larter

92. Lady Gaga

93. Georgie Thompson

94. Gisele Bundchen

95. Eva Longoria

96. Lacey Turner

97. Freida Pinto

98. Rochelle Wiseman

99. Billie Piper

100. Elle Liberachi

Mike posted a link to the top 100 yesterday
Hang on

*gets the mag again*

Sorry its been round the office now and is a bit stiff!

1.Jennifer Lopez
2.Britney Spears
3.Sarah Michelle Gellar
4.Anna Kournikova
5.Kelly Brook
6.Shania Twain
7.Cat Deeley
8.Cameron Diaz
9.Louise Redknapp
10.Jennifer Aniston
11.Denise Richards
12.Jordan
13.Jennifer Love Hewitt
14.Catherine Zeta-Jones
15.Katie
16.Lisa Faulkner
17.Mariah
18.Rachel
19.Christina
20.Denise van Outen
21.Gail Porter
22.Alicia Silverstone
23.Gillian Anderson
24.Laetitia Casta
25.Salma Hayek
26.Jenny McCarthy
27.Donna Air
28.Andrea Corr
29.Claire Goose
30.Virginie Ledoyen
31.Neve Campbell
32.Yasmine Bleeth
33.Elizabeth Hurley
34.Teri Hatcher
35.Charisma Carpenter
36.Claire Richards
37.Caprice
38.Heidi Klum
39.Sandra Bullock
40.Heather Graham
41.Melanie Sykes
42.Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
43.Geri Halliwell
44.Lisa Snowdon
45.Isla Fisher
46.Jeri Ryan
47.Natalie Imbruglia
48.Courteney Cox Arquette
49.Pamela Anderson
50.Carmen Electra
51.Emma Bunton
52.Charlize Theron
53.Drew Barrymore
54.Tyra Banks
55.Shannon Elizabeth
56.Meg Ryan
57.Nicole Kidman
58.Dannii Minogue
59.Nell McAndrew
60.Ivana Horvat
61.Kate Winslet
62.Liv Tyler
63.Natalie Portman
64.Alyssa Milano
65.Natalie Appleton
66.Kate Groombridge
67.Kylie Minogue
68.Angelina Jolie
69.Cindy Crawford
70.Lisa Scott-Lee
71.Philippa Forrester
72.Faye Tozer
73.Jessica Simpson
74.Jayne Middlemiss
75.Elle Macpherson
76.Lisa Lopes
77.Lisa Kudrow
78.Nicole Appleton
79.Kate Moss
80.Ali Landry
81.Halle Berry
82.Gwyneth Paltrow
83.Amanda Holden
84.Melissa Joan Hart
85.Winona Ryder
86.Billie Piper
87.Samantha Janus
88.Martina Hingis
89.Susan Ward
90.Joanne Guest
91.Alyson Hannigan
92.Penny Smith
93.Jaime Pressly
94.Natasha Henstridge
95.Davina McCall
96.Demi Moore
97.Hannah Spearitt
98.Mena Suvari
99.Lene Nystrom
100.Daisy Donovan

I’ll go get the pitch forks

Bombers or Pikes?

I work in a call center why is it even though there’s a 2 minute silence everyone decides to call up? We went from 32 people waiting for a call to 15 waiting in the queue