stab BMW,Merc and Audi drivers in the head! would make my life easier

The Gamesworkshop one is good. It’s £18. Good for large and small areas of coverage.

+1 for web server, Running Linux few if any virus’s for Linux and there’s a server version which should stop any virus attacks anyway.

Yes welcome Badger. Hopefully no one mentions the “tubless incident”

BEst way I’ve found of loosing weight recently has been Glandular Fever. I lost 3st in 2 weeks!!! All I went into the doctors for was a cough!

In 20 years of driving I’ve never been asked to declare any pending prosecutions when taking out insuance.

One of the questions on the comparison sites and one that we ask is

“Any motoring convictions, points on your license in the last 5 years or any PENDING convictions?”

So you will have been asked and you have to advise of any pending convictions too.

Possible senario for OP is an IN10 and a big fine. IN10 though means most companies won’t touch you with a barge pole. You’ll have to hope they go easy on you as far as prosecutions are concerned.

The Trees by Rush

Yeah its nice to spend the time with the kids. But I worked harder last week than I do in a normal week :( And the Doctors never did explain why they signed me off for a week :(

No I’m not still there. I was for about 8 hours altogether. Went in with suspected chest problems. The GP said it may be an infection of the lining of the heart!! WTF!!!! Got there had an ecg and chest xray pretty much straight away. BP and Heart rate were up from GP’s office. Probably due to being told I may have a heart lining infection!

Anyway after a blood test and blood gas test (Bloody hell that hurts!). They couldn’t find anything wrong with my chest but my liver wasn’t fuctioning properly. So off I toddled to give a Urine sample. This was exciting. I just assumed after peeing in the toilet a few times during the couple of days before I was a bit dehyrated. After presenting a bowl of Irn Bru to the doctor I was a little suprised to say the least. But he did a test on that and there was traces of blood and protein in my urine so I also have a kidney problem. They decided that the chest was due to stress and reffered me to Kidney specialist.

So then I got signed off work for a week. Dropped my letter off and asked what there was they could do as I’d only be paid SSP for some of the week and my sales targets are still accruing. So I’m not going to hit my targets. Well done!! I’m off work due to possible stress (and kidney infections) so stress me out even more by not giving me a chance to hit my targets and stop myself earning basic wage. So I spent a week at home stressing about work and what was wrong with my internal organs and where my appetite had gone. Now I’m back at work (first day back today) to an office move today, visit to specialist tommorow and a sh1t load of overtime to try and get somewhere close to my target in the hope I might get there. So in otherwords making myself worse no doubt. But at least I got a week off work where I could sit on the sofa and veg! Nope Mrs Admiralable saw it as free housekeeping and babysitting. So I had to look after the baby, the boy and the house! Fantastic!

Stop it and Tidy up

Pigeon Street

Knight Rider (not this crap with the mustang! Who would want a Mustang as KITT???)

I also don’t see the point of a diesel in a sports car. Compared to petrol, diesels are heavier, have slower throttle response and produce torque rather than power.

Refers Captain Manwairing to previous post with Audi R10 TDI and maybe the Peugeot 908

Bonio is clearly a pretentious muppet and the music is now reflecting that but when U2 started there was some good tunes. The Joshua Tree was just at their peak!

The FSA always helps. If its less than a total of £500 the Banks usually cough up at the mention of them cos they automatically get fined £500 for any complaint. Even if your mums complaint was that her hair was looking a bit green under the branch lights.

Suede, Soul Asylum, Neds atomic Dustbin, Little Man Tate

+1 for Carter, Therapy? and The Mondays. Off to See Shaun Ryder in Cardiff at the end of the month.

Eric Clapton and the Beatles for comedy additions

I fail to see how people can say that one band is brilliant but then another band (usually of a different type of music) is overrated.
I can’t stand N-dubz. I think Daffy (or what ever his name is) is one of the most obnoxious people I’ve ever heard interviewed. But I can see why people would like them. I can’t stand the UK garage scene or the Drum n Bass. My brother though loves Drum N Bass but it all sounds like noise to me. I have everything on my iPhone from Elton John to Suede and The Eagles to Korn. Music is music and its all very personal.

Shirley Bassey said it best.
“Some people don’t dance, if they don’t know who’s singing,
why ask your head, it’s your hips that are swinging”

Probably a pending IN10 as well an SP30 and loads of insurance companies turning her down for 5 years!

mention the FSA and mis-selling and you’ll get it all back

Well I can see why looking at Ludacris. I’d have thought his management are used to refering to each other as the said word on a regular basis. Not wanting to stereotype American black rappers BTW!

It could be worse. It could be Porch Monkey!!!!

Did you know that legally you and your wife cannot die simultaneously.

Why and how is that?

Or Din
or Dover

its obvious its McAfferty!

That’s my grandad!!!

After he polished his boots

I smell of old spice deodorant cos i ran out yesterday and that’s all that’s left. So I smell like my grandad!

Why do people have to sit next to me on the train when there’s loads of seats free that are not next to me?

My boss says
Diff
Oil level in gear box
Mis-alligned tracking
Wheel balance

No one has suggested

Patti Smith?
And with all these people who like body hair too!

But the one that got me every time was

Louise Wener! I think I shall go rub my thighs for a while

Oh and Danica Patrick to add balance to the M/F ratio

TJ to the thread please for the speech about how it degrades people! :lol:

Jo Burt has a mate who does jewellery! :twisted:

Ask for a Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Just what you see pal!

You mean like breaking the team order rules?

Most of all I love the desperate optimism of the McLaren fans – who are already on the back foot with no new car for the first test.

And the denial on the faces of Ferrari fans when confronted by another year of trying, very unsucessfully, to not cheat through a season.

Tell her you want to reenact the main scene of the film you watch and show her Human Centipede!

BBC might do. Formula1.com usually has live timing though.

Cletus – Member
Like – The Sundays
Dislike – The Saturdays

How do you feel about the Happy Mondays?

Like – Suede

Dislike – GayLS and anything else from the Syco manufactured crapshack

Keeps me quiet anyway!

Why did you bring this up Mr Nutt? I was about to post a for sale ad for some part worn (very good condition) Birkenstock style sandles and a roof rack :(

Still one of these!