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That film Vanishing point was good though :)

After all: I don't have to look in the mirror every morning and stare back at a bitter, swirling void of spite, malice and emptiness where my soul should be. So its all relative really

I tried that once. I thought I looked like Les Dennis!!

Because they are all to stupid to work it out!!!

Also try

Who do you think you are? Michael Schumacher

by Ian Stafford

Very funny

thanks :)

and me here please

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While I think that anything that pokes fun at the Catholic ChurchMuslim faith has to be a positive, I just don't think it's clever or funny really – just advertising designed to raise offense. Don't see why it should be banned though.

Fixed that for you.

Further fixed for you

Thats one of the funniest things I've EVER read!!

I already work for the company it's just another department so the work I've done in the last 12 months will be my CV.
I want to move onwards and upwards but will miss the atmosphere in the sales teams :(

Anything by Robert Rankin

This is one of those questions where almost no one is qualified to answer the question for you, even those of us that have kids.

So I will help you reach an answer by asking you a question in return (and this is not meant as emotional blackmail or a judgement, just a reality check for you):

You're away having a great time when you get a call from your inlaws/parents saying that something really terrible has happened and while your daughter is OK, she is in hospital and really needs you. But you're not there and then you find you can't get back until the end of the week.

If you're OK with how you might feel in that situation, and your inlaws are also OK with it (and in practical terms, that's a big ask for them, especially if they're older) then go and have fun.

OK that's probably a bit harsh and like I said not meant as emotional blackmail (I don't think you'd be a bad person if you went, just very human), but it's a test of how you really feel about leaving her.

I'm not going away for a week. I'm only at work every day but thats made me feel guilty about leaving my 5 month old daughter.

I shall email the manager and ask him for some guidance then. Thank you.

And I won't hold my breath TSY

Or flash my boobs!

Make sure you go to the interview fully dressed.

I made that mistake before. It unfortunatly ended up with my current job :)

I too dreamt that my bike got stolen the other night. The odd part was there was baby stuck in the chain of said bike.

Means that your bored with your current bike and need a new baby to polish and clean. Preferably one without a chain so leads you to the belt driven P7 (when they get released)

He was good as Wildlife Marshall Willenholly in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Rimmer may have bought the lawnmower off Lister for Kryten to use!

I'll get my coat

Whereas you just like to insult and abuse people it seems.

Nearly got it there Elfy. Not quite though ;)

Not sure how you can make him driver of the race for cocking up the start and then slamming into the back of Button

Cos Elfinsaftey has no idea what he's talking about. He just likes to act like a c0ck and stir up some sh1t.

Hamilton drove like an idiot. He knows he did too. But it has made the championship more exciting. Now the best result would be Hamilton, Webber, Button, Massa, Vettel and Alstroppo.

molgrips – without the looking online.

Best of the best with Eric Roberts
conan the barbarian with arnie
coming to america
lion king

try retrobike.co.uk or ask Scant off here and there.

David Prowse was supposed to be making a return as Vadar in revenge of the sith but was too ill.

4 people (at least) have played darth vadar/anakin skywalker in the star wars films.
David Prowse – Body in Original saga
James Earl Jones – voice
Sebastian Shaw – no helmet
Hayden Christiansen – Anakin/Vadar in revenge of the sith

I'm sure others have helped out but they're the credited ones.

I tried to sign up for the hip flask. They don't have the option on DD form. The T-shirts are too small too!!! :(

Michael Parkinson?

To be honest I think the apology sufficed.*

*I wasn't be serious about them giving him a MBP DD.

A decent apology would have sufficed. Not an off the cuff "well it's unfortunate".

Another utterly pointless protest, you must be proud.

So you'd be happy having you 9 year old see hard core porn? Lovely father!

Damn kids! Most Apple stores have had to block the domains and sub-domains of the jailbreak.me sites to stop people doing it. Bit childish really.

But they won't block pron sites. So when I went in with the family the other week to look at buying an iPad and our 8 year old boy looked at the one next to me that was full of pron we went to complain to a member of staff who said that its unfortunate and that was it. No appologies or anything. So I'm now shopping for tablet pc's and netbooks.

My mum and dad had 4 of these. Wrote them all off within 3 months of buying each one. :)

I *cough* downloaded it from Isohunt to save my lp version :)

I'm not condoning it, but is there any wonder why so many youngsters don't bother with insurance.

And then people like you wonder why their preumiums are high due to insurance companies covering the high risk that is a young driver and the uninsured drivers who kill people and cause major accidents. Young drivers have more accidents than older ones you know. Thats why they have to pay so much.

But in response to the OP choose a car thats not a boy racer car that will help. Find out about shorter length policy terms. See what it will cost putting your parents on as named drivers. As said earlier Comprehensive cover with a high voluntary excess. Lower annual milage will help too (less than 10k). You and your mate live in different area's I guess too.

Just think. It could be worse!!! At least its only a guitar!

There's a landrover phone too which is supposed to be tough.

Most probably because he really likes to look like a knob on a regular basis.

He's doing a good job of it too!!

if you were in the market to buy a new 29r bike, what would you buy, and why.

I'd have a Salsa or a niner :)

I am depsperate for a wee and waiting for someone to come on duty do I can go for one

Coke Bottle? Or a pint glass then out the window?

Should I pick a) b) or c) ?

D is the much better but often overlooked 4th option

Let's do it Chinese Whispers stylee…

Well, it all started when I was sat on a bus next to a Swedish….

Meatball sandwich. I was contemplating…..

How long is my forearm? I can't find a tape measure. (Aerobar sizing)

Mine is as long as my foot.

Marmite and Honey is good too :) The sweet and salty is good :)

Jam and Baked beans :) Christmas lunch one year!

get the Cayman or Boxster Spyder

You mean the ones you buy when you can't afford a 911?

I like em. Capable off road too. Not as capable as say a Disco. But less of them on the road. Quicker too. Heavy on fuel as you say though.

I would get him to sort that and some money for injuries.

[Sarcasm]Although the helmet (according to TJ) would have made things worse. So maybe sue specialized as well for making it. Do you think he'd win TJ?[/Sarcasm]

It's nice to see that Ferrari International Assistance hasn't left with Moseley.

It's amazing to see that wherever Alonso goes trouble seems to follow him. Used to like the guy till he F*cked over Mclaren. It's not the team orders that I find disgraceful it's the way Ferrari handled it the whole thing. I know all the teams use team orders but not so blatently. As a team though they are constantly complaining about something or someone. Again they are threatening to leave over rule changes. I'm sure F1 can manage without them. I wish someone would call their bluff instead of letting them get away with everything.
The chances of Alonso actually winning the championship with the tracks that are coming up are slim. Probably more chance of Elfin actually contributing something usefull or not inflamatory on an F1 post.

And Elfin we know you don't like F1 so why bother reading the thread and posting?