In a bike shop the other day with children no3 and no4 looking at new mountain bikes, I said I thought they had enough bikes already (just got a new road bikes!) – to which no3 turned round and said
‘We need n+1 bikes mum – like you always say, buy I think I’ll be ok after I get a baby fatty’
luckily they were with me when I asked about them at on one – no one in the showroom had a clue, so I managed to convince the boys they were only an idea . . For now
*buys another lottery ticket*