“abandon bath” events too familiar too, many car sick stories and the joy of the norovirus too. ah yes remember them well.
We went to a wedding with our 2 week old twins and while changing one on the back seat of the car he decided to let rip with what can only be described as splatter poo. Gloopy green spray – all down my white shirt, light grey suit and tie on a fine rural summer’s day. Nice.
Their younger brother likes to express himself slightly differently. I think he was 2 or 3 when he woke us up early one Saturday standing over us on our bed waving his bits around in circles saying “Look Daddy – Willy willy woo woo, giggle” repeatedly.
Oh yes – lots more naked trampolining than I imagined too, both them and their friends just abandoning their clothes whenever the feeling takes them.
On the plus side – when they were little they would see me dressed up to go MTB night riding and tell me I looked “cool” something their mother never really did for some reason.
and the 6 year old still waves me off every morning from the door with “Bye Daddy you’re the bestest Daddy in the whole wide world and universe and galaxy and planets” which is quite nice. 🙂