Actually, while driving home, I realised there is one benefit that I have that straight married people do not.
If I and He Who Must Be Obeyed were to split we could do so amicably with a ‘no-fault’ divorce. (And no, I don’t know what the stupid-named term is for gay divorce; still ducks, all the way down…!).
Straight couples cannot do this at present, one party has to be at fault.
Though when I rule the world (won’t be long now):
All nut-based products will be banned.
To prevent homophobia there will be a gay national service started.
Straight married people can have no-fault divorces.
😀