not being a junkie any more, coming out as a transsexual, getting on to a nursing degree course, and getting a degree in history.

China own everything. When they call it in there will be an almighty poostorm

Owe the bank a million your in trouble, owe the bank a trillion, their in trouble!

i think its best to keep them indoors.

OP fancy break up coitus

yes bring round some wine and a bag of weed.

make sure drop out hanger is bolted up tight.

It IS Hollyoaks! Was she being paid for it? That would be the icing on the cake…

If only she was, then she could have paid some rent.

To be fair you were with her and unfaithful and she took it poorly and sough emotional comfort elsewhere whilst on a low ebb after you split. Big difference

na she used to **** people when I was at work.

STW had made a bad thing quite entertaining.. thanks people 🙂

So you cheated on her. I can’t say that I’m really surprised that she wasn’t thinking of politeness when coming round to get her stuff…

To be fair she did **** some guy on the day we split, and top be more fair i did wake up with some one else on her birthday. Swings and roundabouts.

Bloody hell you work quick.

I prefer to think of it as efficient 🙂

He’s a recently single chap, home alone with access to teh interwebz. What do you think he’s doing?

#Fapfapfap
1: Im a she
2: I have no need for porn 🙂

On a more sensible note, can I suggest you change the locks now?

yes perhaps that’s a good idea my new umm friend is worried she may come in a wreak her vengeance upon her, for nicking her bird.. as she elegantly put it.

That will need an explanation now?

all ill say is it wasn’t deliberate.. umm well 🙂

As long as you’ve got the key, Job done. Now, have fun

That’s whats got me in to this position 🙂

Where you just following them around updating us on your phone/ipad/laptop?

lol 🙂

my ex girlfriend has shown up at our shared house to collect her stuff, has bought her parents to help/ support.

i paid the rent, all of it for last 6 years.

Option 1. Every. Single. Time.

🙂

well shes gone, her stuff has gone. I feel kind of relived. 🙂

So if the parents are going through the house getting her stuff together, what’s the ex doing? Title reads like she’s there too?

yea she is hear.

its the turning up letting them selves in bit im pissed about!

no she is crying and i feel shit 🙁

i have compromised im not going to kick of im just talking loudly how im not going to kick of so not to upset my ex, but to let em know what i think of them. If she rang and arraigned i could have got boxes for her stuff and we could have taken our time.

i.e they let them selves in with her key

umm why not invest in a pen and paper?

being a transsexual my self i just dont get what it has to do with the crime she committed, ffs we need some transsexuals in the news that ant **** ups.

Don’t be so stupid, get yourself a solar storm x2 jobbie from eBay, £25, I brought two, so much brighter than my hope lights…

i dont want to put that junk on my bike.

Say what you like about the OP but it doesn’t detract from the fact that Neil is a total **** ****. **** his 31 and he still lives at home.

cut it up and glue it back together, put some shit bits on it, lock it badly.. hide somewhere close and wait for some scrote to steal it, and snap his neck.. 🙂

christ, i remember people complaining about him in the 90’s.

if its not cracked id be more than amazed.

Nowadays even goat porn is big budget and HD.

more like no budget!

So, last night the whole porn filter thing cropped up in conversation and I mentioned to Mrs Danny that the whole thing was ridiculous, would never work etc.

I then proffered the suggestion that we would opt out. Well, that didn’t go down (no pun intended) particularly well. I explained my reasoning – that babybgoode would be better served being properly educated on how to use the internet safely, that perfectly legitimate sites would be blocked, that some porn would not be blocked (page 3 Mr Cameron or will that upset your Tory donors at news International) etc.

The argument raged and she is convinced that I just want to watch some poorly shot grumble flicks. I have tried to protest my innocence and suggest if she is that worried about my browsing habits she can install a CCTV camera pointing to my monitor or just sit there and watch me bang away on STW.

Still no joy.

I then made the fatal error of making the pointing out that it actually didn’t matter whether the filter was on or off as I already knew how to bypass it…

Well, lets just say I could have perhaps handled the whole thing a bit better!

Im so glad im not hetrosexual in a monogamous relationship, I really am….

offer him some sort of service.. i mean its worked for me.

Normal people are not porn stars you know …

To him minuteman is a complement.

Im currently waching the worst male orgasams ever, lol one guys lasts two strokes..

I won’t put a link up 🙂

No but my make up is sliding of my face and i got these **** work books to do, and its dripping on them.

No it does not look anything like that it is not even close to that

Yes, yes it does…

best self censor that

From what I remember of the 80s access to pornography was severely limited.

yea i was about 9 at the time, lol

You know when i was a child, in the later days of the cold war they used to say the west was free, i really used to believe that as well, sadly i no longer do.