Well here it is, hope she likes it…
RE: Sheep worrying (not)
Dearest Linda,
Thank you so much for your kind correspondence.
It is truly heart warming that there are still people willing to comment on events they weren’t party to.
I am flattered by your praise of my imagination, I am also impressed that all my friends suffered the same delusions, perhaps you think we were suffering severe dehydration or mass hysteria.
I am sure that as your friends are so entwined in the farming business, they would be very grateful that vigilant members of the public are so concerned for their livelihood.
There are many signs around the Pentlands warning of sheep worrying and asking the public to report it.
I would have hoped your friends would have behaved in a more responsible manner.
Perhaps next time someone will be shooting a gun at the dogs instead of a camera.
Couple of points if I may,
There’s no such thing as slander in Scotland, defamation perhaps.
A member of the public has the right to photograph anything not on private property.
Subject heading : RE: Sheep worrying (not), not, at the end of a sentence is only suitably used by 12 year olds, from 1995.
You’re = you are.
Please feel free to consume more wine and fumble out another email.
My kindest regards,
A not at all angry mountain biker and dog lover.
😀