Marsden
Brians current record of destruction:
6 or more stuffed Teddies (we asked people to stop buying him them)
1 Laptop power lead
1 Plastic food bowl
£100's worth of garden plants
4 Tennis balls
1 Christmas Tree, felled, and all tree decorations (chocolates included)
1 Cheque (£25) which was never re issued, bugger
2 extender leads (be warned)
3 recycle box bin lids
1 "Hairspray" DVD Box set. (he didn't like watching that)
1 Classic novel
1 Camalbak bite valve
Anything in reach on the washing line, a towel was the lastest victim
Apart from that he keeps his teeth to himself, unless provoked.
I'd suggest that you give Ted an array of toys of different textures as well as a treat ball which Brian loves to battle with.